Notes: Before we begin, let me just say that Lemmy's Land was one of my favorite Mario fansites to visit. Nowadays I can't access the interviews. I try to go there but I am met with a page that just says "Access Denied.". A few years later I used Wayback Machine to access the interviews page on the now-defunct site.
So here's what I'm gonna do: bring back some of my favorite interview entries.
WENDLISS interviews YOOB
By Bob's Revenge
Wendliss: Hello there! Today, I interview mutated dino Yoob!
(All the Yoshis run away. They all run into a wall since they aren't paying attention. Then Yoob eats them.)
Wendliss: First question! Where do you live?
Yoob: Inside a volcano.
Mario: Why in the world do you have a bath in your belly?
Yoob: I like hygiene.
Mario: ...
Bowser: Why don't you eat koopas? It's an honor to eat them!
Yoob: You look tasty...
GULP! SWALLOW!
Yoob: I've gotten over my fear of having a tummy-ache when I eat a koopa.
Wendliss: What does your diet consist of?
Yoob: Everything and anything!
Mario: How did Sunnycide get in your belly?
Yoob: It's a shroob virus.
PLOP!
Bowser: Why do you have boulders in your tummy?
Yoob: The RC Shroobers in my belly insisted that the boulders be placed in my belly.
Bowser: And how dare you eat me?!
Yoob: You were so tasty, I'll have to do that AGAIN!
All: O_O
GULP! SWALLOW!
Wendliss: Okay... Let's just do audience questions before I get sick. Seat 977.
Goomba: Do you like to eat Goombas?
Yoob: THIS ENTIRE STUDIO IS DINNER! SWEET!
(Yoob eats everyone.)
Yoob: Now I'll eat the building!
(Thwomps fall on Yoob when he eats the ceiling. Everyone exits out of... I don't need to go there.)
Wendliss: Ouch. Remind me not to interview Yoshi.
Mario: Too late. Your next Interview is with Yoshi.
Wendliss: END TRANSMISSION!
Disclaimer: I don't own these entries. They belong to their respective owners. Mario is owned by Nintendo.