Alucard (Hellsing/Hellsing Ultimate) vs Dio Brando (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)

Author's Note: Hello everyone, I'm back with another story. After seeing other FanFic writers write their own vs series or Death Battles, I decided to write one myself. However, it won't be like Death Battle. Researching for two combatants is way too time consuming. So instead, it'll be like One Minute Melee and DBX. That way, the fights will be fun and unpredictable.

Anyway, let's start today's fight!

The sounds of screams can be heard throughout the city of London, England followed by the sounds of moaning. People are seen running from what seems to be a horde of zombies. Buildings are on fire due to the amount of chaos that was created by the epidemic. As these undead creatures continue to roam, more people have been dying from their attacks. Blood is everywhere, staining the city red.

A woman screams as a zombie is getting close to her. She attempts to run faster, only to quickly fall due to her tripping on a piece of rubble. She looks back to see the zombie standing over her, it's eyes filled with hunger. The woman couldn't move her body, finding herself frozen in fear.

"P-Please, no," the female citizen pleads. The zombie only hisses in response and lunges at the woman. The female citizen closes her eyes, already accepting her fate.

All of a sudden, the sound of a gunshot echoes through the woman's ears.

She opens her eyes, finding the zombie dead on the floor. The woman notices that the zombie has a bullet hole in the middle of its head. She slowly turns around to see the person who saved her.

Towering over her is a tall man with short midnight black hair. He's wearing a charcoal suit, leather riding boots, and an intricately knotted red cravat that's covered by a full-length, red frock overcoat with a cape. He's wearing a red fedora with a wide, floppy brim and a pair of circular, heavily tinted, wire-framed orange sunglasses with goggle sidings. He also wears a pair of white gloves which each have five-pointed seals adorning their backs. The man is wielding a pair of semi-automatic handguns, the weapons used to kill the zombie.

He is Alucard, a vampire at the service of the Hellsing Organization.

"Hey baby, enjoying the party?" Alucard flirts, flashing the woman a toothy grin. The female citizen notices the fangs among his teeth, causing her to scream and flee in terror. The vampire frowns as he watches the woman run. "What a bitch. A 'thank you' would have been nice you know."

More sounds of moaning can be heard from a zombie horde, catching the attention of the vampire in red. Alucard smirks at the group, satisfied that he gotten new victims to play with. He points his handguns, .454 Casull and Jackal, at the undead and begins firing, killing zombies one by one. He mainly shoots them at the head, causing the body part to explode violently in a shower of blood.

"This truly is 100 times more awesome that House of the Dead!" Alucard cackles, enjoying his slaughter of the zombie horde. "I wonder if the Police Girl is having the same fun as I am." He continues to kill more zombies, not caring about the collateral damage caused after. Suddenly, his cell phone rings much to his annoyance. Sighing, he stops firing and picks up his phone to answer. "Hello?"

"Alucard, status report of the situation. How are you and the Police Girl dealing with the zombie threat?" Sir Integra Hellsing asks.

"Well, she and I decided to split up to deal with them individually to get the job done faster. While they are a lot of them, they aren't that strong," the vampire informs.

"I see. I've received reports that the source of these zombie outbreaks is originating from Cairo, Egypt," Integra states. "It's crucial that you deal with this source before this epidemic becomes more disastrous than it currently is."

"If that's the case, then how am I going to get to Cairo in time? I can't exactly fly or teleport you know," Alucard tells her.

"That's why you're going to get your Christmas present early," Sir Integra replies, surprising her servant.

"You don't mean…" the vampire mutters in awe.

"Yes. The Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird. Come back to the mansion and use it to fly yourself to Cairo," Integra orders.

"So, you have been reading my Christmas list!" Alucard laughs in excitement and glee.

"Just hurry up and get the job done!" Sir Integra shouts through the phone, hanging up in the process.

"This day just keeps getting better and better," the vampire says with a sadistic grin, heading back to the Hellsing mansion while killing more zombies along the way.

One Hour Later

Inside a mansion in the city of Cairo, Egypt, a male figure is sitting on a throne. He sits there in relaxation at the thought of his evil plan taking place. He laughs at the possibility of it failing, believing that no one will be able to stop him. Now he's waiting for his minions to complete his plan of world domination.

The male figure is a tall messy haired blonde with a muscular physique. He's wearing a black bodysuit with green suspenders lying by his hips. Over the bodysuit, he's wearing a golden orange jacket and pant legs. He's also wearing a necklace covering his neck and green heart motifs above his feet and heart shaped knee guards on his pant legs. He's also wearing a green belt with the buckle being shaped like a heart. Finally, he's wearing a pair of gold-colored elf shoes and a heart-shaped circlet on his head that matches his knee guards.

He is Dio Brando, stand user and another vampire.

"Ha, ha, ha! Soon everyone will see me, Dio, as their new god! One by one, every city will fall which allow the world be ripe for the taking!" Dio laughs maniacally. "No one can stand in my way. No one!"

Suddenly, the sound of a flying aircraft is heard echoing throughout the mansion as it is seemingly coming from outside. Confused and slightly interested, Dio stands from his throne and walks to the front doors. Opening them and entering outside, the vampire widens his eyes at what he's seeing.

"Nani?" Dio asks.

[Cue "Shoot to Thrill" by AC/DC]

In the sky is a black aircraft flying at fullspeed, heading downward straight towards the front of Dio's mansion. Sitting inside the cockpit is none other than Alucard, who's grinning at the sear destruction this will cause. Using his extrasensory abilities, the vampire in red sees Dio standing at the doors of his mansion.

"Fool! Does he think he can kill me with a kamikaze attack?" Dio asks himself.

In an instant, the aircraft crashes onto the ground and creates a large explosion. Dio shields himself from the impact, but the front portion of his mansion receives heavy damage. Fire spreads around and pieces of the aircraft lies everywhere. The vampire in gold sees Alucard emerging from the flames unscathed, grinning with satisfaction. Dio couldn't help but laugh and clap his hands.

[Song Ends]

"Excellent! I'll admit, that's quite an entrance you displayed," Dio praises.

"Thank you. I always make a good introduction before I kill someone," Alucard states.

"Is that so? Some random street performer like you believes he can kill the great Dio?! Nonsense!" the vampire in gold exclaims.

"Excuse me! But I'm a fuckmothering vampire! I killed a lot of people to get this title! I deserve to be called such," the vampire in red retorts.

"A fellow vampire eh? Maybe we don't have to fight each other. Maybe you and I should join forces and rule this world as Gods!" Dio offers.

"Hm… a tempting offer, but I'll have to pass. My superior, who is a total bitch by the way, wouldn't be too happy that I betrayed her," Alucard responds. "Besides, terrorizing the world and ruling it? Been there done that. Twice actually. It didn't end well for me both times."

"Then you are an idiot for declining such an opportunity," the vampire in gold states, getting into fighting position. "If you think you can kill me, then you've got another thing coming."

"Good. I'm hoping you'll provide some fun," the vampire in red says, whipping out his handguns and points them at his opponent.

LET YOUR BLOOD RUN PUMPING!

FIGHT!

Alucard instantly starts shooting at Dio, who dodges the bullets while charging his way towards the vampire in red. The vampire in gold takes out a couple of knives and throws them at the Hellsing agent. Alucard makes no effort to dodge and allows the blades to pierce his body. Smirking, the vampire in red suddenly rushes in for an attack.

Dio throws a punch, only for Alucard to dodge it. The Hellsing agent responds with a swift uppercut and two shots to the chest from his handguns. The vampire in gold grits his teeth at the pain from bullets. It seems they give off more of an impact than he initially thought. Nevertheless, his wounds begin to heal.

"A healer huh? This fight has gotten more interesting!" Alucard cackles. He continues to shoot at Dio, who moves his head away from one shot. The Hellsing agent lands a punch across Dio's face before delivering a swift kick to the stomach. Before the vampire in red could get another chance to use his guns, he receives a swift punch from what appears to be an invisible force.

"You're right. This has gotten interesting!" Dio laughs, knowing what hit Alucard. Appearing behind the vampire in gold is a strange figure floating in the air. It's a tall humanoid figure with a muscular build just like Dio. It's wearing a headpiece covering its face to below the place of its nose, slanting at a steep angle from the base of its forehead to a peak situated above the rear of its head by about half its height, leaving the face of an inverted triangle visible to the front.

It wears small, simple twin diving cylinders on its back, connecting via short, twin ridged cables to the rear of its mask that's secured by thick, ridged, puffered straps running from the rear of its waist over both its shoulders to its front. The back of both its hands bear the shape of a simple clock face. Its chin, the base of its abdomen, its crotch and its knees are topped by heart shapes. Plated on its shins are its curved, sharply pointed toes.

This is the stand known as Za Warudo, or The World in translation. Only Dio and a few selected other people can see it.

Alucard slowly gets up, wondering what hit him. He sees Dio standing across him, having a satisfied smirk on his face. The knives fell out the Hellsing agent's body, allowing him to regenerate his wounds instantly. The vampire in red raises his handguns once again, only to receive another big hit from Za Warudo.

"Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda!" Dio shouts as his stand delivers a flurry of punches at Alucard, pushing him back. The Hellsing agent feels every punch given to him but is understanding that something else other than Dio is hurting him. Just as Za Warudo unleashes another punch, it's entire arm goes through Alucard. "Nani?!"

Having turn himself intangible, Alucard passes through the stand and walks towards Dio. Overcoming his shock, the vampire in gold angrily has Za Warudo attack the Hellsing agent but every punch that is thrown simply goes through the vampire in red as if he's not there. Dio attacks Alucard himself, only to pass through his body. Finally turning tangible, the Hellsing agent prepares for his next attack.

"OM NOM NOM!" Alucard shouts, taking a bite of Dio's neck and sucks on some of his blood. The vampire in gold yells out in pain, freezing his neck in response which causes the Hellsing agent to jump back in retreat.

"You will pay for that, you infidel!" Dio angrily states. Alucard simply grins at his opponent, wiping the blood from his mouth.

"Try to make me, but I already know you aren't fighting me alone," the Hellsing agent says, opening his "third eye." He now sees Za Warudo floating behind Dio. "This whole time, you've been fighting me with a familiar. You can't fight me one on one or not?"

"You can see my stand?" the vampire in gold asks. "No matter. You don't know it's full power."

"Well then, I'm waiting. Show me what other tricks you have up your sleeve!" Alucard demands. Suddenly, a fog begins to appear within the area which confuses Dio. The Hellsing agent merely smirks and disappears into the fog. The vampire in gold suddenly receives a gunshot to his left shoulder, apparently from behind. Before he could register the room, Dio is suddenly receiving gunshots from all around him.

"Enough of this. Za Warudo! Toki yo Tomare!" the vampire in gold commands. Suddenly, time becomes frozen. Dio smiles and looks for Alucard, finding him hidden in the fog. "No matter how much you hide, I will eventually find you." Za Warudo grabs Alucard by the throat and repeatedly slams him on the ground. The stand tosses the vampire in red to Dio, who delivers a roundhouse kick to Alucard's face. The vampire in gold and Za Warudo takes out some knives and throws them at the Hellsing agent. "Toki wa Ugokidasu."

The flow of time resumes, and Alucard has no time to react as knives are embedded into his body once again. The fog has disappeared due to the amount of damage the Hellsing agent received. Despite all the injuries he's suffering, Alucard still has a sadistic grin on his face. He's relishing this fight.

"Do you wish to die? Then I shall grant it to you!" Dio exclaims. Za Warudo heads straight towards Alucard and begins to pummel the vampire in red once more. "Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda!" After having his stand deliver the final blow, Dio creates two pressurized fluid jets from his eyes and uses them to bisect Alucard in half. "A fine example to anyone who wishes to challenge the great Dio!" However, a laugh begins to erupt from Alucard.

"Yes. Yes! This is the fun that I want!" the vampire in red laughs as his wounds begin to instantly heal. "What did you say your name was?"

"I am Dio Brando! The new God of this world!" the vampire in gold proudly proclaims, unamused by Alucard's sudden display of insanity.

"Really?... Really?" the Hellsing agent asks.

"Really," Dio confirms.

"Really?!" Alucard asks once more.

"Really!" the vampire in gold firmly states.

"Really?!" the Hellsing agent shouts with a massive insane grin on his face.

"Really!" Dio shouts back but only in frustration.

"Dio Brando. Despite your God complex, it's obvious that your powers are beyond even the highest level of vampires," Alucard says, raising his hands. "Releasing Control Art Restriction Systems three... two... one, approval of Situation A recognized. Commencing the Cromwell invocation. Ability restrictions lifted for limited use until the enemy has been rendered silent."

Dio suddenly finds himself shrouded in darkness and stared at by thousands, if not millions, of eyes. The vampire in gold readies himself alongside Za Warudo, waiting for whatever Alucard plans to throw at him. The Hellsing agent's appearance has changed, now wearing a black leather jumper.

Za Warudo charges towards the enemy vampire and in response, a shadow substance appears next to Alucard and takes the form of a beastly hound. The Hellsing agent commands the familiar to attack the stand. As the two beings are getting closer, one of Alucard's arms with a handgun pops out from the hound's mouth and shoot's Za Warudo's right shoulder. As the arm retreats into the mouth, the hound chomps onto the stand's right arm and violently rips it off.

"B-Bakana!" Dio shouts in disbelief, and his right arm suddenly pops off in a vicious display of gore and blood. The hound starts chewing on Za Warudo's arm before swallowing the limb. The vampire in gold stares as his arm starts to shrivel up before decaying in dust and darkness.

"Come on! Get up! Attack me! You were talking all that good shit a second ago, then my dog bit off your familiar's arm off!" Alucard tells the vampire in gold, his voice in a demonic tone. "What's wrong, "new god"? Transform your body! Just grow back your arm! Summon up whatever familiars or demons you have left! Pull yourself together! The fun is only starting. Come on! Hurry! Hit me! Fight me! Give me a hug!"

"I'll give you something else instead!" Dio angrily yells as he erupts into a golden orange aura. "Za Warudo! Toki yo Tomare!" Once again, the flow of time has stopped with Alucard frozen in time as well. The vampire in gold instantly races back into his mansion. Afterwards, Dio bursts through the roof of his mansion. Flying towards the Hellsing agent, the vampire in gold is carrying a large yellow road roller. "It's a road roller!" Dio throws it at Alucard, causing the vehicle to be frozen in time as well. "Toki wa Ugokidasu!"

The flow of time has resumed, and Alucard notices that Dio is no longer in his sight. Wondering here his opponent has gone, the Hellsing agent looks up to see the road roller heading straight towards him. Unable to react in time, Alucard is instantly crushed by the construction vehicle. A few seconds later, Dio lands on the road roller with Za Warudo by his side.

"Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda!" Dio chants as he and Za Warudo repeatedly punch the construction vehicle with their left arms as Alucard is underneath it. They jump back as the road roller explodes. "At last, that fool of a vampire is dead."

"Not quite," Alucard's disembodied voice echoes.

"Nani?!" the vampire in gold asks in disbelief. A dark reddish mist emerges from beneath the road roller and manifests into an amorphous darkness. The top portion of the darkness transforms into Alucard's head. The Hellsing agent stares down at Dio and his stand with the same mad grin on his face.

"I applaud you for giving me such a wonderful fight, but I believe this is where you meet your end!" Alucard states.

"I will not lose!" Dio shouts defiantly. Za Warudo charges towards the Hellsing agent, but millions of eyes appear within Alucard's darkness form. Emerging from it is a giant hellhound that chomps onto the stand's body, bisecting it into pieces. As a result, Dio's body is broken apart and evaporates into decay and darkness that's absorbed into Alucard. Only Dio's head, right arm, and legs are left remaining of him.

K.O!

Transforming back into his regular form, Alucard walks towards his fallen opponent and picks up his head.

"Bakana! How can I lose?! I am Dio!" Dio's head shouts.

"And now, you're going to be a part of my collection of souls," the Helling agent tells it.

"What?! No, wait!" the head tries to plead but fails as Alucard sinks his teeth into Dio's neck and drains the stand user of his blood, absorbing his soul. The vampire in red walks over to the severed body parts and begins devouring them. Once done, the Hellsing agent takes out his cell phone and calls his superior.

"Hello?" Integra answers.

"The source has been neutralized," Alucard reports. "How are things on your end?"

"Police Girl has informed me that the last of the zombies has been dealt with. London is safe once more," Sir Integra states.

"That's nice," the Hellsing agent says. "By the way, I need a ride home. I kind of crashed my present to make an awesome entrance."

"AAAALLLUUUCAAAAARD!" Integra screams through the phone angrily, followed by a laugh from Alucard.

THIS MATCH'S WINNER IS…

ALUCARD!

Author's Note: That's it for this fight. Leave a review of what you thought of it. And you have any more suggestions, let me know in the review section. See you next time!