Gentlemen, Please Be Sithed

by mousestalker

The Emperor's rule is law. It is enforced by his Sith lords who have all the power. Or do they?

1. Chapter 1

To: Darth Savanter From: Deputy Secretary, Imperial Distribution and Supplies (Executive Branch)
Re: Office furnishings

May I offer my office's heartfelt congratulations on your recent promotion. We are certain you will be an asset to His Imperial Majesty's government and we will endeavour to accommodate your every desire.

As you are no doubt aware, the Empire has strict rules as to what furniture is appropriate for Sith of your rank. To that end, per Imperial Proscript 12-456-B(6), we have removed all inappropriate furniture from your office and dwelling and have expedited the delivery of your new furniture.

Glory to the Emperor!

Egret Reconcil Deputy Secretary, IDAS(EB)

cc: ISSB(furn.)
DOFS(eq)