Authors Note: Yeah, I'm not updating frequently, but I can explain. I've gotten major writers block, and I've got zero inspiration for much stuff. So I'm writing this story in the meantime. It's stupid and stuff, and writing stupid stuff makes me get inspiration for things. Don't worry, it still has a plot. Just a really weird one. I'm really sorry. :( I hope you enjoy this stupidly awesome story in the meantime, though!

Prologue

Without knowing what he was getting himself into, the overly cheerful pilot walked down the dark, hall of FanFictions, light shining from any doorway he had forgotten to close, along with the ones he was too lazy to.

The command blocks he had recently stolen from SethBling, the redstone master, bounced around in his backpack. He looked over his shoulder, just to double check his loose pocket. Thankfully, it was still holding together, keeping ibxtoycat's update information notebook in place. That would be handy for any information he needed for his operation. The operation he liked to call, Operation Stupidly Awesome.

He eventually reached the end of the hallway, his office. Opening the door, he walked into the bright and shiny room and sat down at his desk, careful to avoid the radioactive bubblegum plastered on his leather chair. He paused for a second and bent over to sniff the chewy - although not satisfyingly tasty looking - gum. It smelled funny today. He shrugged and sat up again. At least it wasn't swelling, like yesterday.

"Now where did I leave my toothbrush...?" he asked to nobody in particular as he scanned the brown desk.

Then he remembered, he left it in the fridge earlier. Too lazy to stand up and get it, he simply yelled angrily at it until it flew out, a sad expression on its face.

After wasting another minute apologising to it and singing it nursery rhymes, he placed the toothbrush on his desk and grabbed a coke out of his desk-implanted minibar. He needed a drink if he was going to be able to work.

"Kay then," he said, picking up his toothbrush. "Let's begin."

Then he brushed his teeth.

Afterwards, he set his backpack on the desk and began digging through it. He set SethBling's command blocks down, followed by a chestful of dirt. He then grabbed ibxtoycat's notebook. He then dug out some 'budder', AKA gold, threw some diamonds across his desk, along with many other things, such as a stuffed creeper, a collection of stones, a packet of crackers, a skull that had previously belonged to "Uncle Chewy", along with many other things.

The last thing he pulled out was a giant Very Berry cake he had found in some humanoid cat's bedroom. He lay the cake on the top of the junk pile, causing a strange, slightly creepy, sound to emit from a rubber chicken hidden in the pile.

He then stood up, took out his MinePhone 28, got to the cool new app that let you do absolutely nothing unless you knew what it did, which many people did not, and said "Blah" before pressing a button on his app.

Suddenly, all of the objects on his desk began to float into the air, make weird alligator noises, and even transform to fit into other objects. The result was a not very interesting, normal looking command block called The Stupidly Awesome Block. It looked normal, except there were the words written on it in some strange, invisible language. The pilot didn't read the message, obviously, because it was in some strange, invisible language.

Shrugging, the pilot decided to touch it, which did nothing. So instead he grabbed his toothbrush and carefully slammed it into the slot that said "PUT TOOTHBRUSH IN HERE TO MAKE STUFF HAPPEN" in some strange, invisible language that he couldn't read.

Then stuff happened.