HOT TOPIC CREW ADVENTURES
ACTUALLY ITS "HOT TOPIC CREW ADVENTURE (SINGULAR) BECAUSE THIS IS A ONE SHOT AND IM NOT MAKING A SERIES OUT OF THIS!
Deep in Macbeth, Krystal and Burpfart were tied up and hanging over a pit of acid. Wolf was looking at both from below.
"I'm sure how you got here needs no explanation." Wolf said, "as chief commander of the Hot Topic Crew, I sentence both of you to drowning in acid."
"For Krystal: You, your planet Sauria, and you are a crime against nature. You should never have existed in the Lylat system and your contributions to society are not positive at all. You are a horrible pilot, a sex obsessed freak, and everything went downhill for us ever since you and your planet showed up."
"For Burpfart, you have engaged in grand theft larceny too many times to count. You repeatedly stole someone's Caillou and Hannah Montana crossover fanfic and spammed review sections all over the net advertising your unoriginal work. On top of that you committed libel on an innocent school teacher named Lisa Ware-Krantz in the same place you spammed your ad reviews!"
"So… Imposter Fara from Imposter Fortuna, Original Thief of Unoriginal Works, any last words?"
There was silence.
"Alrighty then!" Wolf said as he pushed a button. Burpfart and Krystal fell into the acid with a loud splash.
Bubbles came out of the arctic vixens skin as she thrashed about. soon the blue and white fur started peeling off her muscles like an old carpet. Bodily fluids seeped out through her exposed meat and the fat in her assets dissolved and mixed into a black sludge. Krystal's muscle fibers began to fray and break apart, and the tubes unraveled from their connecting bones. As the meat liquified, the ligaments fizzed away, leaving the fox now as a pile of bones in the middle of dark sludge. Krystal thought no more.
Bubbles started to appear on Burpfarts skin, which were blisters. when they popped, Burpfart howled in pain as the flesh underneath was gradually exposed and burning. Then something unexpected happened. Burpfart burped and farted so loudly his body was propelled into the cavern ceiling and sort of stuck there. The heavy bones in the still-dissolving body broke through the bottom of the muscles and fell back into the acid pool. What remained of the soft body then detached and followed, making a splash. That part then started to liquify. Burpfart thought no more.
Once the two executed were bones and mush, some Bin Weevils crawled into the acid chamber and into the acid, which they were immune to. They gathered up the remains in their mouths, and carried them off to make mulch.
"Victory!" said Wolf, "We have rid our system of the two most notorious people! Hot Topic Brethren cheer with me!"
Lucas, Dark Pit, and Mewtwo cheered. Fox, Slippy, Peppy, Falco, and Fara cheered as well.
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(EDIT: Forgot the "T" in the teacher's last name. Thanks anonymous spammer for pointing that out :P)