Once, there was an old total drama island contestant who ate a milkweed plant. I don't know why he ate the milkweed plant. Perhaps he'll die.
Once, there was an old total drama contestant who ate a caterpillar that wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside him. He ate the caterpillar so it would eat the milkweed plant. I don't know why he ate the milkweed plant. Perhaps he'll die.
Once, there was an old total drama island contestant who ate a bird. He ate the bird so it would eat caterpillar. I don't know why he ate the fly. Perhaps he'll die.
Once, there was an old total drama island contestant who ate a snake. Imagine that! He ate a snake. He ate the snake so it would eat the bird. He ate the bird so it would eat caterpillar. He ate the caterpillar so it would eat the milkweed plant. I don't know why he ate the milkweed plant. Perhaps he'll die.
Once, there was an old total drama island contestant who ate a dog. He went whole hog to eat the dog. He ate the dog so it would eat the snake. He ate the snake so it would eat the bird. He ate the bird so it would eat caterpillar. He ate the caterpillar so it would eat the milkweed plant. I don't know why he ate the milkweed plant. Perhaps he'll die.
Once, there was an old total drama island contestant who ate a fox. I don't know how she ate the fox. She ate the fox so it would eat the dog. He ate the dog so it would eat the snake. He ate the snake so it would eat the bird. He ate the bird so it would eat caterpillar. He ate the caterpillar so it would eat the milkweed plant. I don't know why he ate the milkweed plant. Perhaps he'll die.
Once, there was an old total drama contestant who ate a bear. She died, of course!
Moral: never eat a bear.
A/N: See, this is what happens when I get bored! I came up with the things she ate, but everything else is credited to the author.