To Whom It May Concern: Not many, but I need to write this so I don't get
my butt kicked by people who I don't even know. I don't own anything, which
is sad, but true. Except for myself, well at least I think so.ahem well
let's get on with it.
Meha (the writer aka me): "Ack!!! No I can't write at all. I am now here, which is somewhere trying to write a humorous first fanfic to please my wonderful audience (you people). I guess I'll start off by harassing someone lets see who umm.aha! Oh Tasuki!" *Tasuki pops in from hammerspace*
Tasuki: "Huh where the bleep am I? What the bleep?! What happened? Why the bleep am I edited?"
Meha: "Uh. you see I'm trying to stay at a PG rating and for that to happen you need little to no cussing. So . yeah. Ok now I need a plot. Tasuki is getting hurled into the air by Nakago."
*Nakago pops in and hurls Tasuki into the air and pops back into hammerspace*
" WAHH .WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"Tasuki said as he flew off into the distance.
Meha: "I couldn't think of anything that sounded entertaining to write."
Tasuki: "I DON'T CARE IF IT"S ENTERTAING WRITE SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T ENVOLVE HURTING ME?!"
Meha: "Alright let's do a vs. fic! Muhahaha!"
Tasuki shivers "She's creepy" runs away, but is forced to comeback because of mysterious fanfic force field.
Meha: "Hobbits! We need Hobbits! Damn we can't get hobbits because of their popularity! OK we'll go with the last resort of all fanfics a Pokemon bashing."
*Ash pops in with Pikachu *
Tasuki: " What the hell? I'm supposed to battle a rat and a kid? Is it legal to do this?"
Ash: "wait Pikachu is that a pokemon? Let's capture it Pokeball Go!" throws Pokeball at Tasuki.
Tasuki: "Ow! What'd ya do that for you little bleep?!"
Ash: "Pikachu Thunder shock!!!" Shocks poor Tasuki and makes him a crispy flame boy.
Task: "Rekka shein! Take that you little bleeping mouse boy!" Pikachu and Ash both are flamed to a crisp but they sadly aren't dead.
Meha: "Damn, they aren't dead yet?"
Tasuki: "Wha-? They aren't dead?"
Meha: "Here this might work."*Throws Tasuki a rocket launcher*
Tasuki: "He he he ."*presses huge red button and blows Ash and Pikachu into tiny little bloody chunks*
Meha: "That worked."
Tasuki: "Can I keep it to blow up some certain people?"
Meha: "Sure."
Tasuki: " Oh Nakago where are you?"
Well that's it this is my first fanfic and hopefully not my last. Please review they actually do count for something like my writing courier.
Meha (the writer aka me): "Ack!!! No I can't write at all. I am now here, which is somewhere trying to write a humorous first fanfic to please my wonderful audience (you people). I guess I'll start off by harassing someone lets see who umm.aha! Oh Tasuki!" *Tasuki pops in from hammerspace*
Tasuki: "Huh where the bleep am I? What the bleep?! What happened? Why the bleep am I edited?"
Meha: "Uh. you see I'm trying to stay at a PG rating and for that to happen you need little to no cussing. So . yeah. Ok now I need a plot. Tasuki is getting hurled into the air by Nakago."
*Nakago pops in and hurls Tasuki into the air and pops back into hammerspace*
" WAHH .WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"Tasuki said as he flew off into the distance.
Meha: "I couldn't think of anything that sounded entertaining to write."
Tasuki: "I DON'T CARE IF IT"S ENTERTAING WRITE SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T ENVOLVE HURTING ME?!"
Meha: "Alright let's do a vs. fic! Muhahaha!"
Tasuki shivers "She's creepy" runs away, but is forced to comeback because of mysterious fanfic force field.
Meha: "Hobbits! We need Hobbits! Damn we can't get hobbits because of their popularity! OK we'll go with the last resort of all fanfics a Pokemon bashing."
*Ash pops in with Pikachu *
Tasuki: " What the hell? I'm supposed to battle a rat and a kid? Is it legal to do this?"
Ash: "wait Pikachu is that a pokemon? Let's capture it Pokeball Go!" throws Pokeball at Tasuki.
Tasuki: "Ow! What'd ya do that for you little bleep?!"
Ash: "Pikachu Thunder shock!!!" Shocks poor Tasuki and makes him a crispy flame boy.
Task: "Rekka shein! Take that you little bleeping mouse boy!" Pikachu and Ash both are flamed to a crisp but they sadly aren't dead.
Meha: "Damn, they aren't dead yet?"
Tasuki: "Wha-? They aren't dead?"
Meha: "Here this might work."*Throws Tasuki a rocket launcher*
Tasuki: "He he he ."*presses huge red button and blows Ash and Pikachu into tiny little bloody chunks*
Meha: "That worked."
Tasuki: "Can I keep it to blow up some certain people?"
Meha: "Sure."
Tasuki: " Oh Nakago where are you?"
Well that's it this is my first fanfic and hopefully not my last. Please review they actually do count for something like my writing courier.