NC-17 lemon don't likE don't read R&R NO FLAMES
Working title: that time when they did the thing/ Sexy Ikea manager
Backstory: when Roderich started shopping at Ikea, he thought he would only find the best couches a man could buy. That was until a man named Gilbert came along. Then rod thought, 'I could buy that piece of ass.' He did. This is the story about how Gilly and Rod fell in love...and how a little bird could change EVERYTHING.
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So...sexy tiem?"
"Yes. Frick frack for us righty nowe."
"Oh yes, take me I am yours"
"You are small."
"Nooooo"
"Its okay (Rod)dick, my 5 meters makes up for the both of us"
"Ok...well...can you"
"What?"
"Berühren meine..."
"Wat?"
"Wurst."
"O bb."
The end (of your orgasim cuz you quick as fuck)
Later n the day
"If my rod doesn't get polished in the next five minutes...the president will DIE"
"Well we wouldn't want that to happen, now would me" *bastard smirk*
"I was kidding, noe sexy sexy in here"
"AWW Y NOT?!"
"I have confession"
"Huh"
"I might be having an affair with... Gilbird."
"That's okay, so am I~ KESESESE"
Next Chapter: MORE LEMON/Rodgilbird three some
"Okay, so liek u wanna hve shower sex bb?"
"You know the showers don't work here, hehe."
"I CAN WASH YOU WITH MY MOUTH"
"Oh that would be so good, but...what about..."
"The bird"
At that moment Gilbird appears in a sexy maid outfit and gropes both in da shower.
"Oh dear!"
Then...
LEMON-
Yes i will for #realzes #whyme #youknowyouloveme #3
Sweet! XD
(C what I did there, HON HON HON)
"Hi may GAWD yez faster
"Oh right there, RGHT THERE YEEEESSSSS,
This was all other shoppers at ikea could hear coming from one of the tiny showers on display
"ROD"
"OH GIL!"
"OHHH GILBird
(Gilbird spits more lube out of his mouth, cuz idk where they got it)
"PEEP"
20 years later
Roderich and Gilbird live happily with their deformeded halfbreed children. There names are le peep, birdshot, and gilbone.
Gilbert however, didn't live long after the events that happened at Ikea, he died in Roderichs arms, begging to be forgiven for sleeping with Canada.
He was never really forgiven.
Canada also moved on, he married a bottle of maple syrup and are now going on their honeymoon...woooww.
Ay, yo, Canada was a good lay tho
Ludwig never got over his brothers death jk that is sad
UNTIL GERITA
*Next time on Maury*
Who is the real father?
Will Roderich choose between the sexy bird or
the 5 meter man?
See you next Tuesday for the shocking reveal!