Hey there! It's irukapooka. Here is another humor fic. It might be one-shot, and it might not be. I might have the other Naruto characters have their own commercial too. I do not hate Gaara. So get that thought out of your head fast. Pleaes NO flames. Just happy reviews for this one, thanks.

This is dedicated to Neonn because of her love for Panda.

Disclaimer: I don't own Trigun or Naruto.

"Hello. My name is Gaara. Just Gaara. But, at night..." Gaara whips out a night cap and a pair of slippers. "I'm the Sandman!" Gaara looks into the camera. "And now I shall sing my happy song..." Gaara begins to dance crazily.

"Sandman!

I'm a Sandman!

When you're sleepy and tired,

And you can't sleep,

Phone me!

Call me!

Gaara of the Desert,

Shall come to your rescue!

For I am the Sandman!

Sandman!

What a wonderful name!

I fly on a cloud of dreams to save you!

Along with my sidekick, Cactus-kun!" Gaara pulls out a cactus from his pocket. He places it in front of him. "Say hi, Cactus-kun!"

Naruto pops out from nowhere and accidentally bumps into Gaara. "Whoops and Naruto disappears into the night (actually, it was to another part of the studio, but we can pretend).

Gaara loses his grip on Cactus. Cactus is flown through the air and lands on Gaara's butt. "Ow! Ow! Ow!" he starts to hop around the recording studio.

Gaara pulls out another cactus and begins to hit Cactus with it. "Die, you! I'm trying to make a commercial here!"

All of a sudden, Cactus let's go of him. Unfortunately, Gaara's butt is full of needles. A little boy, holding his mom's hand walks up to Gaara. He squeals in delight and tugs at his mom's arm to get her attention. "Look, Mommy! That kid had needles in his butt!"

"That's nice dear."

"I'm gonna call you needle butt man!" the boy screamed.

"I am not needle butt man! I am Gaara of the Desert! I am Gaara the Sandman! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Gaara cackles.

Out of nowhere, a black cat walks over to out favorite sand nin. "Meow."

Gaara blinked in confusion. "What's that doing here? This isn't Trigun! Cut! Director! Get it off the set!"

Irukapooka frowns (she's the director). "Why? I like kitties!" she smiles widely.

Gaara waved his arms up and down. "But it's ruining the commercial! Everything is all wrong!"

Irukapooka blinks. "Wrong?" she asks, confused.

"Yes, wrong!" Gaara yelled in her face. "Number one, Cactus-kun isn't supposed to fall on me, number two, a crazed cat from another anime tries to steal my show, and number three, that stupid little boy is supposed to ask for Sandman's autograph!"

"You're not Sandman!" the little boy protests. "You're needle butt man!"

Gaara sticks his tongue out. "Shut up kid! I'm Sandman!"

The little boy's mom flares up. "Don't yell at my kid!"

"I'll do what I want!" Gaara spat.

The mom grabs Cactus and tackles Gaara. She starts to beat Gaara on the head with Cactus.

"Ow! Ouch! Stop it! Ouch! Get off me-ow! Crazy, old lady!" Gaara finally breaks loose and runs like the dickens away from her.

"I AM NOT A CRAZY OLD LADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she screams. She begins to chase after him, waving Cactus in the air.

Little midget ninjas make their way to the screen. They start to sing and doing the can-can. They are completely oblivious to what's happening to Gaara.

"He's Sandman!"

"Crazy, old lady! Leave me alone!" You hear in the background.

"He's Sandman!"

"I AM NOT A CRAZY, OLD LADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Guess who this is.

"He's Sandmannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Somebody! Help me!"

"Meow!"

Please NO flames. I do like Gaara. I make fun of all my favorite characters. If you can't say anything nice, don't say it at all. Thanks!