Started: July 2, 2002 Finished: July 2, 2002 Last Episode Seen Before Writing: Tempest Disclaimer: Neither of these characters are mine. If they were they would do exactly what they are about to do!

Give It Up, Lana

Author's Note: This is merely for fun. Nikki and I were talking about getting Lana a restraining order so she would stay away from Clark and this little ficlet came about. This is all for fun.but we really wish that this would actually happen!! (All you Clex fans out there.feel free to substitute 'Chloe' for 'Lex.' You know I will on occasion!)

Lana: Clark, I'm ready to date you now. I'm sorry I made you wait so long, but I know now that you are the one for me.

Clark: Uh, Lana? I don't like you anymore. I'm in love with Chloe. Besides, you're with Whitney. I never figured you for the cheating type.

Lana: Maybe you didn't hear me. I like you now.

Clark: Lana, you have major loyalty issues.

Lana: Clark, I thought you liked me.

Clark: That was before I realized that you would cheat on Whitney the second his back was turned.

Lana: I never agreed to wait for Whitney.

Clark: Give it up, Lana. By the way, have you seen Chloe?