The Marauder’s Map

by LLY1

This is twincest, so if you're not mature to read it, don't. It's short and it was requested by Caitlyn. It's obviously slash. Fred/George, and my worst fic ever. Read if you must, and if you do, don't complain. Review if you want. No "Omg they r not gay!

Cait, you asked for it.

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"Fred, I think I hear someone coming."

George looked down on his brother, who was currently on his knees and almost laughed. "Don't be silly, no one knows where this is."

"Are you sure?"

George grinned. "Positive."

"And anyway," Fred whispered as he pushed himself to his full height, directly in front of George, with their lips barely touching, "we've been here for ten minutes, when's it my turn?"

"You're turn, eh?" George took no time in kissing his brother. He then ran his hands down to Fred's belt buckle.

"Yeah," Fred replied breathlessly, "my turn." They made a one-eighty so now that it was Fred, who was leaned against the cool dungeon wall. George then pulled down Fred's pants and slowly began to lower himself….

Then came footsteps from down the hall. The twins froze. "I told you someone was coming," Fred muttered under his breath.

"Look, you two, I really don't care what you do during your free time and such. Hell, I'm definitely not one to preach about that," said the voice that was just behind them.

George turned around. "Harry?!"

"How did you —"

Before Fred could finish, Harry waved the Marauder's Map in the air. "Anyway, I wondering if it would be too hard for you to knock that cock out of your mouth for an hour or two and join the rest of us at Quidditch practice?"

There was a moments pause and that was enough for Harry to look quite satisfied with himself. "See there?" He turned away and didn't give them a chance to reply.

George stood up and the both, very well aware that their pants were down, pulled them back up immediately. "So," Fred said finally, "which one us came up with the idea of giving Harry that map, anyway?"