Once upon a time, there lived a princess named Rose. Now, on the very day
of her birth, she was cursed, like so many princesses before her. She was to die
on her 16th birthday, yada yada yada, you know the story. Or do you? Well, not
this one……
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Rose grew up to be a lovely child. She loved her mother, she loved her
father, and she loved her television set, and radio, and cell phone. This way,
she could keep up with all of her boyfriends. There was Ted, and Johnny, and
Sean, and William, and Johnny, oh, I guess I said him already, but as you can
guess, there were quite a few. Now, this mad the prince very jealous. So,
naturally, he wished to get the princess back, er, get revenge.
On the day of her 16th birthday, Rose fell under a spell that would not be
broken unless her one true love kissed her. No one, not a soul knew who that
was. I mean, let's face it, she was, uh, well, you know. Anywhoooooo, it took
days, weeks, months, and so on and so on to finally get her one true love to
kiss her: the prince! (oooooh, who did not see that coming) The princess Rose
finally awoke and wished so desperately to be with the prince forever. Heaven
forbid that this very thing were to happen again. But the prince had a
different idea……
Contrary to popular belief, in the time that the princess was asleep,
the prince had fallen in love with none other than the wicked witch. The very
same witch that had put Rose under the curse on the day of her birth. (
honestly, the nerve of some people) Anyways that is my story. And you thought
you knew what was going to happen…yeesh!