Warnings: Spoilers, Language, Rape, Blah

Disclaimer: You know, Mr. Disclaimer, you are the ugliest word ever. You just love to rub in my face what I don't own!
M'kay. Must mention two things. One; My first FMA fic. Two; My first envyxed. ;w00t;
What can I say, I woke up wanting to write some envyxed smex. Don't deny it, you've had those dirty, filthy-minded days.
Flame me, attack me, shove weird things in weird places and all that good stuff you rabid people do to poor authors.
Taking place soon after the death of Greed.

.PS: Me doesn't have a beta reader so... more reasons for you to hurt me. No mercy on me!

"Aah... Harder, harder..."

Panting, panting.

One of them was, anyway. He mastered the ride like a heaven. A dirty hotel, the place the whore had chosen. Because who would do it in clean sheets anyway?

Louder breathing. Pained moaning and pleasured groans. First night's the lucky one. For Edward at least, Envy couldn't even recall his 'first time'.

"Ed?"

But still, Envy kept thinking he might have overdone the drugs he gave to Ed. It wasn't much fun to him when his partner was practically dead on the ride.

Edward was now opening his eyes. The homunculus took back his thoughts, apparently they hadn't been enough pills. He looked around for something to smack Ed in the head with.

"Mrhh. . . fhh?"

Edwards vision was blurred and fuzzy. His surroundings were spinning. Head feeling heavy, body wet. A heavy something sitting on his hips.
His senses kicked him in the face.

( Body? Wet? )

"Shhh,"

Envy kissed the tape on Ed's mouth, golden hair falling on his weak eyes.

"Mffh?" Ed blinked a couple of times, helping him clear up his vision. What. . . was going on? Where was he?

Envy made a quick decision. He'll let the alchemist wake up.

This is where it gets funny, O'chibi.

A sweet voice that Edward knew too well spoke to him. "How was I, Ed?" The girl rubbed Edward's chest. The blond's eyes widened at the sight of her bare chest, a view of a female he had never given thought to.

"I've always wanted to fuck with you…" She bit her lower lip, more obviously trying to stop from laughing than being sexy.

Edward's eyes grew wider. In what, horror? No. He was surprised to find his hands free, but didn't think about it much. He ripped the tape off his mouth with no time to think of the pain from that either. He took it off for only one reason, to scream.

A blast of white light flashed. Envy's scandalous form rose with laughter. Edward's expression turned bloody-red, of anger naturally.

"Oh! You should have seen your face!"

"SHUT UP!"

"Oh, come on O'chibi! Don't tell me you've never wanted to finger that bitch of yours like you did today?" Envy said, licking his lips.

"Shut the hell up, I didn't do anything!"

Envy laughed, using Winry's voice for his laughter. Which was, of course, a very rare tone that ever came of her mouth.

"You whore, what have you done!?"

"You want the details?"

Ed blushed, then stopped his silly thoughts ( or imagining mind ) and quickly transmuted his automail to a blade. He slashed Envy's arm, throwing him off the bed.

"Get off me, fag!"

"Hey!" Envy remained on the floor, raising his hands innocently, "Fag right back at you, pipsqueak!" He grinned, his arm healed already. "I wasn't in the form of your girlfriend the whole time y'know, I fucked you right off with a cock too!" He burst laughing, nearly collapsing to roll on the floor.

Ed's cheeks were almost hurting from his blushing. He chose to ignore the 'girlfriend' comment.

"Bastard! You find the idea of fucking me like this funny?"

Oh? Then you expect me to fuck you in a non-humorous way? Interesting.

"Of course! Like a heart attack! Hey, sex is good. You're funny. What more could I ask for to give myself a good time?"

The alchemist clapped his hands furiously and leapt off the bed, landing with one foot on the laughing Homunculus' neck. Envy didn't bother to stop his laughter. Ed drew his legendary spear out of the ground, flipped it around and hit Envy across the face with the non-sharp side as hard as he could. He thought he might as well have transmuted a mop if he was to do that. Or better yet, a large tack hammer.

Envy's cheek cracked. Ed hoped broken bones didn't heal, but it was only wishful thinking.

The homunculus turned his head back to facing Edward, wiping his mouth.

"Good arm, shorty. But then again, it isn't yours," Said Envy, still somewhat laughing. He pushed Ed back with his foot and tripped him, having him land back on the bed. The Sin didn't even wait for the opportunity to pass. Envy quickly crawled up on top of him and pulled down Ed's shorts. Edward flushed along with them.

"Hey, wha-!?"

Envy's next action shut up the alchemist for good, as it was meant to do. He kissed him and bit his tongue. Hard. One hand reached down and touched Edward's currently exposed area where he knew he wasn't supposed to be touched, the other hand rubbing his nipples. The contact sent a cold shiver up Ed's spine as he gasped. He blew, Ed blew air, into Envy's mouth for him to let go of his lips.

The sin, confused, jumped back coughing. Edward quickly pulled his shorts back up and stood up, his transmuted automail in hand.

"You asshole, that's fucking gotta be the worst kiss in history!"

"Right, look who's talking." A pillow flew smack right into Envy's face. Before the attacked Sin could react, he found himself pushed against the wall, hands pinned back with Edward's. Envy blew a kiss at alchemist. Edward didn't seem to be bothered by Envy's mischievous, seductive smile.

"Kinky, eh?"

"Stop it! Who sent you and why did you do it!?" Edward words were spit on Envy's face.

He frowned. "Get some brains, would'ya? Would I really be sent to just fuck with you?"

"Who sent you, Envy?" The serious face Ed put on was almost frightening. Envy hated it when he did that, it took away the humor in his rather usually funny expressions.

The homunculus shrugged. "If you really want to know… maybe you could give me some more kisses here and there for information. Equivalent trade, o'chibi," Envy said, grinning.

"I'm going to slash your throat right n-"
"Heh, go ahead,"
"Who the fuck are you working for?!"
"The muffin man,"
"Tell me--"
"Ooh, do I feel an erection down here, Ed?"
"Fuck you!"

Before Envy could reach down and touch Edward again, the furious blond punched him so hard across the jaw Envy's face looked as if it would roll right off.

"Son of a bitch, tell me!"

Envy kicked him back instead. And again, just for fun. But he wasn't having fun anymore, stupid chibi ruined everything.

"Heh, son of a bitch is right." He spat. "Well, I'd love to stick around in a dirty room with a half-naked Edward Elric, but nature calls me." He picked up Ed's pants and searched through them in a hurry, walking backwards tours the dusty counter.

"Huh? What do you m-"

Envy turned and took something out of the boy's pants and then picked up a glass of beer on a table. He quickly spilled it all over Ed's face.

Edward yelped, rubbing his eyes.
"You stupid asshole!"

Envy chuckled. He ran behind Edward and smashed the empty glass on the back of his neck. Ed's unconscious body collapsed on Envy's shoulders.

"Fuck, you're fat, o'chibi-san!" Envy complained, dropping Ed carelessly on the bed. He was really temped to take advantage of Ed's hopeless state, again, but decided that person would whine about his already very long delay.

"So sorry for this, my chibi, but welcome to your drunken night-out with a cheap prostitute. I wish I could stay to look at your brother's reaction when he finds you like this, " The sin threw the leather pants aside, not before looking at the tag of Edward's size and laughing. Edward's silver watch in his hand. He looked around the floor, under dirty clothes.

"Reeking of alcohol, spread out half-naked on dirty sheets, watch-less, and with no memory of it." Envy picked up a small bottle and opened it.

"Ah, there you are. My sweet candy." He laughed and dropped a couple of pills on his hand.

"Now, open up shorty,"

After finishing up with Edward and making the room look perfectly true to Envy's trick, the Sin decided his mission, and other corrupted deeds, were accomplished. He'd taped Ed's mouth closed again, and tied his arms and legs to the head and bottom of the bed. You know, to make it seem more original. He really wanted to throw the little bitch off, he knew that with all the drugs he put in his blood, yes, injected too, poor Edward wouldn't remember a thing. Which was very good. It would it make that much harder for him to try to explain the old "I don't know what happed".

The chirping sound of morning was already rising.

Oh, god. My head. This is the worst headache I've ever dealt with. Wait. . . I had this feeling before. Yeah, a while ago. And is that. . . who?. . . that's Envy. . . That bitch!

Edward's thoughts were completely uneven here and there. He could see nothing but blurred figures and something looking like a moving tree. His eyes were begging to be closed and rested, but Ed was afraid to do that. He wanted to see. It was pissing him off now, he wanted to see and move.

Move?

He couldn't do that either. He could feel the tight ropes bruising his skin, and he was too weak to waste energy on trying to move. He tried to lick his dried lips but found himself frightened when he couldn't. He mumbled something, anything, weakly.

A blue-white light flashed again as the homunculus took the form of a casual maid.

"Well, well, well." Envy approached Edward. He lift up his eye lids and looked into his eyes in a brutal, careless way. "Looks like it's gonna take a little while for things to take effect. Humph, that'll be the last time I ever steal drugs like these from Greed."

Edward's poor eyes looked up at the Sin, pleading, begging eyes. Crying eyes. He mumbled weak sounds again.

"Oh, what's that chibi-san?" Envy leaned his ear closer to Ed's covered mouth. "I'm sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean. Maybe you want me to slam a brick in your head again so you'll go to sleep better? Yeah?"

The helpless alchemist whimpered.

"Aww," Envy brushed Ed's hair locks off his sweaty forehead.

"Don't worry, Eddy, I'll make sure to tell little Al what happened if you don't make it out of this one." He said in a sort of comforting-mother tone.

Ed mumbled something again and closed his eyes, tears trailed down his cheeks.

No-o…Al…?

Envy wiped them off. "Shhh… just sleep, then you won't feel a thing. I promise you won't die." He chuckled. "Yet."

Muh…mother?

Ed finally recognized the maid in front of him. "I have no intention in killing you yet. This is all just for good o' fun, a'right?" Edward felt the soft lips of her mother kiss his forehead. Just as Envy said, the drugs were barely affecting him. His eyes betraying his commands as they slowly closed down.

"But just to be sure. . ." Envy moved to Ed's tied, bruised wrist. Edward felt a small poke there, and then his blood running down faster from that point. Envy threw the shot behind him without a care once again.

"Now that dose ought to send you snoring for a good time," He shrugged and chuckled. "Hopefully not forever, but we'll find out. No hard feelings for this, yeah nii-san?"

Edward watched him leave. "Bye-bye o'chibi. Let's do this again sometime."

Then gave.

Yes, very, very cruel Envy. Gotta love him though. I want to challenge myself and think of continuing this but… I need to think first. Very hard thing to do for me.