Uhhhhhhhh...uhhhhhh...uhhhhhh...this is punishment for stealing my waffles! Yeah I said it! What are you going to do about it!
One day I-errr Martin was very bored and decided to grow a flower. And it was taking too long, so he decided to steal M.O.M.'S radioactive ABC soup out of her basement. And so ummm he used it on the four leaf clover and it grew very, very, very, very, very, very, very, sort of big. So then Diana came and was like very angry because Martin is an idiot.
AND SHE WAS LIKE: BLAH BLAH IDIOT BLAH JERK BLAH BLAH AND HOW COULD YOU BLAH BLAH BLAH and etc. And then Java came because I needed more people into this plot, and was like really really really really really really really really sort of freaked out by the giant tumble weed.
And he was like: Java no like! and then Martin got bored of the giant philodendron and got his game boy out and started to play pokemon! But then he couldn't play pokemon because this one dude stole his batteries.
AND MARTIN WAS LIKE: NOOOOOO!
AND DIANA WAS LIKE: Why don't you go and read a book!
AND MARTIN WAS LIKE: MY BRAIN IS TOO SMALL FOR THAT!
And then he left to go and cry in a corner somewhere. And then Java went to go and fight the evil magical elf that haunted his dreams.
yeah! my story is so so so so cool! all of you are just jealous if you give me mean reviews! If you even give me a review that is!