I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS FOR A WHILE, BUT HAVE JUST FOUND THE TIME TO WRITE IT. ENJOY. FEEDBACK IS ALWAYS WELCOME! J
*I'M PRETENDING THAT JENNY IS STILL ALIVE, BUT PROBABLY TAKES PLACE MID-SEASON 6 FOR NCIS. FOR HOUSE, IT'S PROBABLY SEASON 6 AS WELL.*
DON'T OWN HOUSE OR NCIS.
"The autopsy gremlin's sick!" Tony yelled to a confused looking McGee and Ziva. Tony was currently with Ducky and Gibbs rushing Palmer, who was on a stretcher, unconscious, into the ambulance. McGee and Ziva were there getting an evidence bag from the M.E. van, but ran into the others.
"Where is he going?" Ziva asked. He wouldn't be going to Bethesda because he wasn't an agent, which meant he had to go to a civilian hospital.
"Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital in New Jersey!" Ducky yelled over the roar of the van. In less than a second, it was speeding out of the Navy Yard.
"I'm driving!" Ziva told McGee. McGee gulped, but knew it was for the best. At least she could keep up with the van (which McGee figured Gibbs was driving, judging by how it was being driven).
Chase, Thirteen, Foreman, and Taub were sitting in the differential room, staring at each other in boredom.
"We got a case." House said as he waltzed in.
"Who is it?" Taub asked, the folder House throwing at him barely missing his head.
"27 year old white male with serious nasal congestion, acute pain in his abdomen, and left leg numbness." House elaborated.
"The congestion could just be allergies." Thirteen said.
"Never dismiss a symptom." House said.
"Except when the patient lives in DC, and is allergic to cherry blossoms, and cherry blossoms are in full bloom down there." Thirteen smirked.
"You people actually read the file?" House asked in surprise.
"Well yeah." Chase said.
"House!" Cuddy said breathlessly through the cracked door.
"What?" He snapped.
"The patient's in the ER now, and his boss is the director of NCIS, so I would recommend getting down there. The lead agent's there, too, and he's like you." Cuddy said.
"Your point?" House asked.
"Just get down there." Cuddy said.
House made Chase and Thirteen go down instead of him to greet Palmer and the rest of the agents.
"Hi, I'm Dr. Chase." Chase said, extending his hand out to Gibbs.
"Special Agent Gibbs." Gibbs said in reply.
"I'm Director Shepard." Jenny said, shaking Chase's hand as well. Thirteen just stared at Tony and Ziva.
"Thirteen, I know she's hot, but if you could just focus on the patient for about 30 seconds, that would be great." Chase whispered.
"No, but look. Don't you see a similarity? Those two," Thirteen nodded to Tony and Ziva, "Look kind of like us in a way."
"I see it, too. The Director and Cuddy. They sound very similar, and dress the same. And Gibbs is just like House. And the other one," Chase said, referring to McGee, "Is like Foreman."
"Now that's just weird." Thirteen said. Chase's silence was his sign of agreement.