What Happens When Sara and Mena Are BOARD
By Mena404 & VirgoDragon
Sasuke: I'll try the Sexy Justsu... SEXY NO JUSTSU! Poof …What the Fuck! Nothing happened!
Mena: It's because you're all ready a girl, you emo fag…
Sara: NO! It's because he's already SEXY!
Mena: No, it's because he doesn't have a penis, everyone knows emos don't have—
Sara: YES THEY DO!
Mena: No they don't.
Sara: YES THEY DO!
Mena: No they don't.
Sara: YES THEY DO!
Mena: No they don't.
Sara: YES THEY DO!
Mena: Have you ever done an Emo:Thinks: Though I wouldn't put it past her…
Sara: YES THEY— No.
Mena: Have you ever seen one naked?
Sara: Only partially on MySpace…
Mena: See I'm right, besides what do you think wearing chick pants all the time does to you:Imitating Emo: Nooooo! The tight ness is shrinking my dick!
Sara: O.O Yeah, we'll you're stupid.
Mena: Great comeback. Yeah…
Sasuke: But I wear shorts.
Sara: Yeah! He wears shorts! Hey, hey! Can I see it, can I see it? Please?
Sasuke: Hell No!
Sara: :Goes all Kagura: WHEN SARA WANTS TO SEE SARA GETS TO SEE! Pulls down Sasuke's shorts
Sasuke: Waaaahhhhhh!
Mena: :indifferent: I told you.
Sara: O.O" Shit.
Sasuke: What! I can't believe I really don't have a penis! How could I have never noticed that before?
Mena: Because you're a self absorbed bitch.
Sara: No! Poor Sasuke! I still love you! Hey! You're still SEXY! I'd still do you!
Mena: Rape, rape, rape! He's 14 and you're 19 remember?
Sara: The laws of nature do not apply to anime characters!
Mena: I think they're just laws in general.
Sara: :Goes all Kagura again: NO LAW OF NATURE CAN STIFFLE MY LOVE FOR YOU SASUKE-KUN!
Mena: --" They're just laws Sara, not laws of nature…
Sasuke: Don't rape me. Don't rape me. Don't rape me!
Sara: Jumps on him AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! YOU WILL BE MINE!
Sasuke: Help!
Mena: Whatever… I want a cookie :Looks for cookie: Cookie? Cooooookie? Where are you? Come back to me my love!
Sasuke: Hey! Don't put your finger there! Noooooooooo!
End
AN:
Mena: Yeah... we had nothing to do today so we wrote this. For the record, Kagrua is a character in Fruits Basket who goes all crazy like Sara sometimes and I love Sasuke, we were just trying to have an agtagonist and a protagonist
Sara: Yeah, what Mena-chan said!
Mena: Call me that again and I'll hit you
Sara: Eep. Well, you're stupid
Mena: Tch. Well, you're a perv
Sara: Yep! But you still love me right:makes puppy dog eyes:
Mena: Gawd no, not when you look like that
Sara: Look like what:makes puppy dog eyes again:
Mena: Ew
Sara: Ew? What do you mean Ew?
Mena: Ew. Go fuck your boyfriend.
Sara: OK!
Mena: See? Ew. She's so easy to get rid of... you guys should check out our stories, Sara's go the dirties and I've got the angsty and love stories.