Hi ! I watched Revenge of the Sith yesterday and I thought about it. Well, I hoped you'll find it as funny as I found it when I wrote it down.
Sorry if there is any mistakes (grammar and things) , I'm French and I don't usually write in English.
Enjoy and please, review !
That was the end of all hope. The Chosen One failed.
Obi-Wan couldn't move. He was here, near the lava, starring at Anakin. Or rather Darth Vador. Darth Vador was not a name suiting him. Anakin Skywalker was. He remebered the first time he saw him take the control of a ship. Piloting seemed like walking, breathing to him.
Obi-Wan was never at ease with piloting. He would let his apprentice take the control. Anakin always liked having the control. He even sold his soul to the Devil to control Padme's death.
But the Jedi Master still couldn't understand how he failed. He did everything he could to bring Anakin to be the Chosen One. The one to bring back balance between the Forces. Instead, he just became Palpatine's puppet ! Damn Padme with her silly ideas of getting pregnant. Damn Palpatine with his « I can help being the most powerful man in the galaxy » speech.
Look where it led the beautiful sweet-faced Anakin : he was crawling in the dust, moaning from the pain… What a waste.
Obi-Wan felt anger and desesperation rise in his heart. He couldn't take the sight of Anakin in such a state anymore.
- - I really don't understand ! Obi-Wan shouted at him. You could have been the Chosen One ! And you followed the old Palpatine ! I don't understand ! I'm sexier than him, am I not ?