Yay, something non-Vocaloid :D And non-yaoi XD

Luffy is a fun challenge and I haven't used him in a while, so here goes o3o

Made by: RavenInTheNight, with the help of the devil and the god in my head.

Couple/s: Luffy x Sanji

Summary: The Straw Hats have come up with the ultimate Halloween prank! Poor Usopp.

Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece or any of the canon characters. One Piece and all canon characters belong to the genius Eiichiro Oda, to Shonen Jump and to Toei animation. I do not support 4Kids, however I do prefer Zolo over Zoro. Why? Because I'm wierd.

Warning: T for language and such.

I may add wierd puns or japanese words you may not be familiar with, so just ask if you didn't catch something.

R&R.

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"Robin onee-chan, how many eyes can you use?"

"As many as needed. I could also use a few arms, a foot or two..."

"Feet aren't scary."

"At least not Robin-chan's, Chopper. Marimo's sure as hell are."

"Shut up, curly."

Nami slapped the two fighters, "Alright, so our plan is set?"

Luffy nodded, "This will be so much fun~!"

Nami grinned, "Good. We attack at sundown."

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Usopp blinked awake and yawned. He rubbed his eyes and looked up.

Luffy was staring at him, but something was off about him.

He had four eyes.

Usopp screamed, "OH MY FRICKIN' GOD, LUFFY, WHAT THE HELL!"

Luffy tilted his head, "What?"

Nami appeared behind him, also with four eyes, "Don't mind him, Usopp. He hasn't gotten used to his true form yet."

"T-true form...!" Usopp yelped.

"Of course," four-eyed Sanji appeared and offered a plate with a disembodied arm on it, "Wouldn't you like to try my new dish? It'll ease the shock."

"N-nothanks." Usopp squealed, willing himself not to jizz his pants.

Chopper apeared, with too many eyes to count, "Usopp, you're running a fever! You need some medicine..." he offered a white hand that looked a little shriveled.

Usopp burst into tears, "WHAT'S DOING ON!"

"Nothing much," Nami laughed, "Just trying to add our little pet coward to the true crew..."

"Join us, Usopp." Zolo grinned from a corner, his six eyes wide with a crazy look.

"Join us. Join us. Join us." the crew took up the chant, and Usopp screamed as eyes started appearing from nowhere and crawling along his legs and arms.

Then the lights turned off, and Usopp was plunged into darkness. When they came back on, the crew was gone, and Robin was in front of him wearing a rather revealing angel costume. Was it a costume? The wings flapped and the halo glowed with no sign of a rod. Robin smiled sweetly, "I hope the rest of the crew didn't scare you. After all, they always go into their true forms at Halloween... as do I."

Her angel costume suddenly morphed into a devil outfit, and four additional eyes sprouted on her face. The air was hot and humid now, and Usopp shrieked and blacked out.

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Usopp looked up when he woke up. Luffy was knocking on his head, and sighed, "I think we went too far."

Nami was giggling, "Too far? Hah! Did you see his face when Robin turned into a devil?"

Sanji grinned, "Nami-swan, your illusions were lovely!"

Usopp jumped up, "HOLY-"

"Happy Halloween, Usopp!" Nami managed through a fit of laughter.

Later, Nami and Robin explained the joke to Usopp. Robin had planted her eyes on their faces, and Nami had used a Mirage Tempo to make the eyes match and to make Robin's devil costume look like an angel's. The arm on Sanji's dish plate was, of course, Robin's, and the Robin hand Chopper had offered had been soaking in water and was covered in powdered sugar. Usopp was impressed, but still scared shitless. "I hate halloween..."

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This prank has been spinning around in my head for a while. It makes me wish I could pull it off XD