The Dutch Disease:
A terrible condition that renders the sufferer unable to talk just one language, the disease is also known for making the patient crave strange cheese and the urge to wear orange. The English fear this disease like they fear the French acquiring more brain power or the ability to stop protesting.
The British though for centuries the only thing that could cure the Dutch disease was to drink incredible amounts of beer and whiskey. However, this only created a larger population of Scottish people and thus it is still labelled an un-curable condition.
The Belgians however, seem to have found a cure by avoiding wearing strong and bright colours and keep the disease at bay by acting French and stuffing any Dutch person they see full of chocolate to kill of any of the Dutch germs. Some scientists have proposed a theory that most Dutch diseases sufferers will be good tradesmen, however, after some research on the scientists themselves, it was discovered they where Dutch, and thus no one takes this hypothesis seriously
No offence intended towards any Dutch. Ik hou van je? :D