AN: A humorous and comedic look at the many ways in which the characters of Knight Rider can perish. Rated M for frequent character killing and some adult content.
This is just a funny series depicting humorous deaths for the characters of Knight Rider. This is just for laughs and is NOT to be taken seriously. By anyone.
Michael Knight:
His latest One-Night Stand is an Erotic Assassin, who - quite literally - fucks his brains out.
His latest One-Night Stand is an Erotic Assassin, who has a fetish for choking her victims at the moment of climax.
The last time he activated the Ejector Seat, he forgot to open the roof first.
The last time he activated the Ejector Seat, he opened the wrong roof.
He gets into KARR by mistake, and is promptly asphyxiated.
He gets into KARR by mistake, and is superheated to death.
Bonnie gets sick of Michael's poor treatment of KITT, and is swift to discover that heavy wrenches have a secondary function.
KITT gets sick of Michael's poor treatment of himself, and bypasses his programming to beat him down. Perhaps a little too much.
Tanya Walker shoots him in the heart instead of the head. It works.
A Grand Piano that 'conveniently' fell out of the wrong 33rd floor window.
He presses the wrong button on KITT's dashboard: Beep , beep. "WHAT THE FU?" (Insert a long scream followed by lots of maniacal laughter here)
Michael Traceur Knight really lets daddy know his 'appreciation' for all of his help in raising him.
Next time you come across one of those signs, you run in the direction marked SAFETY! NOT DEATH! GOT THAT?
He chooses to die on the spot, rather than endure another minute of Bonnie's chastising him for KITT's condition.
James May tried to explain KITT's workings to him. Guess what he chose to do instead.
Standing downhill of the Semi when it's brakes are faulty is not the smartest of ideas.
The oscillating fan chopped his fingers off. He bled to death.
He sought to stop this Fanfic writer. The school's meat-grinder stopped him. Permanently.
Well that's the first batch done. More will follow.