You thought I owned this stuff?
THE DOOM DAY! WHEE!
I sat on my throne, pondering, about hope, hate, and mostly hate. My snake, Nagini, curled up on my lap, and puked all over me.
"EWW! GROSS!"
"Ssssorry"
"What did you eat?"
"Ssssome ratsss, a mousse, and thisss huge rat! It sssqueacked and begged for mercy, but I ate it. Sssaid something about being a Ssscabers..."
"Ooh! I told Wormtail the feed the snake, but he didn't tell me we were out of snake food!"
I sat pondering again, and decided to fetch him out of there.
"Nagini, open up"
She did, and I stuck my hand in, but I didn't pull out Wormtail, I pulled out something so disgusting, and blucky, that it could only be-"
Whirr...
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Whirr...
"The happy little cat went out to play!"
"AND HE PUNTED IT! TOUCHDOWN! WHOOT!"
"Wait, Joe, that wasn't a cat, that was a bomb and-"
BOOM
"Ouch"
"Joe?"
"Yes Bob?"
"Is it me, or is Darthy standing above us?"
"I think she is! Yes we are saved!"
"I WiLL SAVE YOU!'' Darthy bellowed.
She tied them up, and brought them back to Aneis, where she was in Hawaii, for her 11th time, and they couldn't find a pig for the lou-ow (OMG! I can't spell that! Why did all the consinents have to drift overboard coming to Hawaii?), so they had a strange kind of meat... it wasn't the color of pig though...
Aneis