Me: I think I'm the first one to give a captive a fanfic. :)
Beast Boy: No you're not.
Me: CRAP! DX Well, tell them about BB.
Beast Boy: No.
Me: Why not?
Beast Boy: It was your idea!
Me: But you were the one that said last night, "Dude, how come I don't have a say in anything?"
Beast Boy: . . . . but that doesn't mean you have to take my journal!
Me: Why do you even have a journal?
Beast Boy: . . . . I got bored, and your LA teacher said it was a good idea.
Me: You didn't have to take his advice seriously ya know?
Beast Boy: Wait! I didn't? Crap! -pouts-
Me: -snickers- You still want to do this right?
Beast Boy: Like you'll give me a choice. -_-
Me: -glares- Just do the damn disclaimer.
Beast Boy: I own nothing. Dude, I don't even own myself! How fnickin messed up is that? Some T.V. channel and DC comics own me! I demand to own myself!
Me: . . . . you said Fnick. ;)
Beast Boy: -glares-
If Robin was gay
That'd be ok!
I mean, 'cause, hey!
I'd pick on him anyway!
Because you see
My friend, Robin
Is quite fun to pick on and call gay!
(I think he's gay.)
If Robin was queer.
I'd still be here!
Year after year!
Just to drive him nuts.
And I know that he
Would want to be
Left alone, but I can't be that nice!
(Since he's sooo gay.)
I'm happy
Just laughing at him
And what does it matter to me
What he does in bed with guys?
(As long as he's not reading BBxRob.)
If Robin was gay
I'd shout 'hooray!
And here I'd stay
Just to get in his way
Though I guess that'd be
Really quite mean
If Robin was truly gay
(But it's only a thought, I believe.)
Beast Boy: Hell, I worry about me! Robin will fnickin kill me after he reads this!
Me: You said Fnick again. ;)
Beast Boy: Really Andrew? REALLY?
Me: Well, it's like what Dee said.
Beast Boy: Don't . . . . you . . . . dare.
"Beast Boy and Fang? The perfect couple."
Beast Boy: . . . . I hate you. T_T
Me: Is this a face of a person who cares? -_-
Beast Boy: No, but you're probably crying on the inside.
Me: -whacks BB-
Beast Boy: . . . . ow. :( Bye.
R&R!