What can i say
Ichigo smiled happily as she laid in her bed she never got to just relax anymore and she plained to take full advantage of this day and as if a cosmic force was out to get her the door bell rang "Damn it" Ichigo said jogging down the stairs to answer the door she almost passed out when she saw who was ringing it
"Kurosaki" Ulquiorra said holding out a large bouquet of flowers
"Ugh what umm is this" Ichigo said taking the flowers
"They are flora" Ulquiorra said his voice as even tempered as ever
"I know that" Ichigo said frowning "Why are you giveing them to me "
"i am beging the complex mating ritual of humans" Ulquiorra said Ichigo was surprised for many reason
"What is this" Isshin said jumping down the stairs "Did i hear mating"
"Who are you" Ulquiorra asked looking at the olderman
"Who am i its impolite not to introduce yourself when you come to someone elses ask to mate with there daughter then demanded to know who they are" Isshin said seeing his daughters face covered with a deep blush
"Oh your her father this is progressing rather nicely" Ulquiorra said grabbing his notebook and scaning the pages
"Nothing is progressing here" Isshin said pushing his stunned dauhgter back
"Disapproving father" Ulquiorra read aloud scanning his notes "must gain approval though not necessary" he read again outloud
"Hey wait a minute your" Ichigo stopped herself she suddenly realized he had obtained a gigai
"To hell my approval is not necessary" Isshin said angerly
"I am capable of defending your daughter from harm and giving her a luxurious life" Ulquiorra said his tone as dull and emotionless as ever
" Ugh what" Isshin said confused
"according to my research fathers desire there daughters to marry strong men who can bring her a comfortable safe life" Ulquiorra explained as if it were obvious
"Thats true" Isshin said slightly put off by the boys directness "How do i know your not some skirt chaseing horn dog"
"I have never chased a female before your daughter is the only who has ever peeked my interest" Ulquiorra said pausing looking at his notes " Whats a horn dog"
"I guess it would be allright but no mateing until your married" Isshin said sternly to the boy
"What shut the hell up" Ichigo said not wanting to encourage him
"Agreed" Ulquiorra said looking at Ichigo "You look lovly" Ulquiorra complimented
"What the hell is wrong with you" Ichigo demanded about to kill her father
"What time would you like to go out" Ulquiorra asked expectantly
"No" Ichigo said kicking the door closed kncoking ulquiorra back
"I have something in my notes about this" Ulquiorra read them slowly "Some girls become violent with there crushes striking them" Ulquiorra dusted himself off "Excellent i shall return when she has had time to sort out her emotiongs"
----------------The next day-------------
"Rukia i have a problem" Ichigo said wishing Tatsuki was not with them
"What is it" Rukia asked Looking up at the taller woman
"Well you know that Ulquiorra guy" Ichigo said trying to sound casual
"Yes i remember him black hair emotionless" Rukia said hideing her surprise
"Well he kinda showed up at my house yesterday" Ichigo said seeing her face look shocked and frightened
"Huh Ichigo you finally get a boyfriend" Tatsuki said enjoying the blush that creeped on her cheeks
"Well you see he showed up and gave me flowers and said some weird things" Ichigo said nervously
"Like what" Rukia asked curously
"He said i looked lovely" Ichigo said frowning "Then my dad kind of approved him to date me"
"Your right that is weird" Tatsuki said smirking "a guy complimenting you and liveing" Tatsuki said smileing as Ichgo fumed angerly
"Shut the hell up this is serious" Ichigo said whirlling around when she suddenly heard a loud motorcycle pull up behind them she watched as it swerved and then blocked there path to continue
"Hey dumbass you trying to kill us or somthing" Ichigo growled choking when he removed his helmet
"If i wanted to kill you youd be dead by now" Grimmjow barked smieling wickedly " Now get on and come with me" Grimmjow said tossing her a helmet
"What the hell are doing" Rukia demanded ready to defend herself and Ichigo
"Get away from her you idot" Ulquiorra said steping beside Grimmjow
"Oh fuck no" Ichigo said realizing what was going on
"Hey Ichigo is mine so you fuck off Ulquiorra" Grimmjow said reaching for the wooden Katanna he brought with him
"You are mistaken why would she choose an inferior mate such as yourself" Ulquiorra said glanceing at her
"oh and i guess she is gonna choose your scrawny ass" Grimmjow said rearing back to hit him
"You look thin have you caught some kind of parasite" Ulquiorra said his face stil emotionless as ever
"Wow thats what you meant by weird stuff huh" Tatsuki said snickering at the attempt at a compliment
"Ugh your ass is nice and round" Grimmjow said not wanting Ulquiorra to win
"What" Ichigo said covering her ass " Get the fuck away from me"
"Your inferior intelligence has betrayed you" Ulquiorra said smugly
"Ichigo your just a magnet for weirdos" Tatsuki said raiseing an eyebrow
"You there Ichigos friend" Ulquiorra said pointing at Tatsuki
"Its Tatsuki" she responded feeling uneasy as his gaze feel apon her
"Don't you think i am a excellent chooice in a mate" Ulquiorra asked seeing Grimmjow grab a book in his jacket
"What" Tatsuki said freaked out by this boys odd behavious
"I am kick your asses if you don't get out of here" Ichigo said in a hollow threat she would never fight them with Tatsuki so close she could be injured
"You heard her get out of here and i can whisk her away oin my badass hog" Grimmjow said tucking his book back into his leather jacket
"She was speaking to you" Ulquiorra said a small amount of anger in his tone
"I was speaking to both of you go away now" Ichigo said releaseing a large amount of spiritual pressure to emphasize her point
"I am sorry that i have upset you " Ulquiorra said calculating the situation
"I am sorrier" Grimmjow said like a petty child
"Thats not a word" Ulquiorra said trying to point out a mental defency in his rival " I will do as you requested" Ulquiorra said walking down the street
"Come on lets go" Ichigo said wlaking past Grimmjow followed by Rukia and tatsuki
"Atleast there good looking" Tatsuki said throughly enjoying the discomfort in Ichigos face
"You see my problem right" Ichigo asked looking at Rukia who seemed completely absorbed in thought
"Yes i do see a rather large problem here i have to go see someone" Ruki said nodding at Ichigo giveing her the hint she was heading to the soul society
"Okay later Rukia" Ichigo said hoping her friend would bring a solution
Yay