iPod Shuffle Challenge Rules:

1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.

2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.

3. Write a ficlet related to each song that plays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish the drabble; you start when the song starts, and stop when it's over. No ing afterwards!

Fandom: Ouran High School Host Club

Pairing: Tamaki/Haruhi

Goodbye, You Suck - Shiloh

They were right about you, you know. I seriously thought you cared. You even said you cared. I take it your one of those people that throw the words "I love you" around like it's nothing, right Senpai?

I seriously don't know why I bothered. I listened to them about you.

"Give him a chance, Haruhi... He really cares about you!"

Bullshit.

So, Tamaki, I just want you to know. I give up. Have fun being your egotistical, flirtacious self with those girls from Ouran. I could care less.

Goodbye Tamaki, you suck.

Girlfriend - Avril Lavigne

So. You got a new girlfriend, huh? Well, I don't like her. Let's just see who has your affection, after all of this.

"Hey senpai..." Haruhi called.

Tamaki turned his head. He couldn't believe his eyes. Haruhi... Haruhi was dressed like a girl... A GIRL! And... She looked so adorable in that little pink dress! His daughter was growing up...

"H-hello Haruhi... You look... Very... Lovely today..." he was at a lose for words.

Haruhi smirked.

"You like it? Hikaru and Kaoru gave it to me..." she said.

"Well... You.. Look lovely! Would, um... Would you..." he once again struggles to find the right words... He was entraced by her beauty.

She knew quite well what he was about to say. She was elated!

"Would I like to go out for lunch? Sure! But... What about your... Girlfriend?" she said, in mock concern.

"Well Haruhi... I wouldn't exactly call her my, um... Girlfriend... She is more just a guest, than anything... I'm sure she wouldn't really mind if we just went out for a casual meal, in between friends..." he said.

"Okay... Sounds good. How about we meet up at 11?" she said brightly.

Her plan had worked perfectly...