Blastedgoose's 1st Disney Hunger Games
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I watch from the stands as 24 Disney characters take on chariot ride to the training center.
DISTRICT 1 - LUXURY
Aladdin and Jasmine are the tributes for District 1, representing luxury. They are dressed in silver gown and tuxedo, With diamonds encrested on their lips and eyebrows. Their hair has been dyed a nasty silver. The stylists obviously have everything to know about luxury besides jewels. Their skin has been dry-washed a glimmering white. They're not going to get much sponsors. From the capitol and other 11 districts, anyways.
DISTRICT 2 - MASONRY
Shang and Mulan are in knight armor, on a silver brass chariot, the floor of the fancy ride littered with close combat weapons and bullet shells, being pulled by jousting horses, these two characters are sure to last long.
DISTRICT 3- TECHNOLOGY
And then there's Milo and Kida, sporting gadgets and having phones all over the floor with golden electric horses pulling the chariot and them talking to a modified friend on the "SmartnessTalker". I don't think Milo will last a while. Kida might stay in til the middle.
DISTRICT 4- FISHING
Of course then there's the every year repeated seaweed clothed District 4, this time sporting Ariel and Eric. I don't really care about this district.
DISTRCICT 5 - POWER
I see a very bright light. "Ahhh! What is this insane light?" This light burns my eyes with dignity and I can see that it's a bunch of headlights on their fancy outfits.
DISTRICT 6 - TRANSPORTATION
Of course next there's Tiana and Naveen from District 6, but they're outfits are a surprise. They're wearing aqua suits that look just like water and have ice crystals representing the Atlantic Ocean.
DISTRICT 7 - LUMBER
Tarzan and Jane are dressed in total brown suits with wigs like tree leaves. It's not much of a surprise and I can tell stylists are getting frustrated and lazy with this district.
DISTRICT 8 - TEXTILES
Charming and Cinderella have a very weird way of dressing, they're covered in socks and blankets, it looks very odd.
DISTRICT 9 - GRAIN
Beast and Belle are wearing some wheat outfits, not too big or too small, I'm not very excited about this stupid district, after all, I'm not there for them, at all.
DISTRICT 10 - LIVESTOCK
Esmeralda is dressed in a stunning bullet shell cover-up with milk bottles attached to her, and cow meat on her head as a wig, while Quasimodo is the same except for he has cheese instead of milk bottles. This district is halfway on my list.
DISTRICT 11 - AGRICULTURE
I can't get a good view of Pocahontas, but John Smith is dressed in a farmer's outfit, so I'm assuming it's the same with Pocahontas, and it makes me sad to see these lazy stylists and their costume "ideas".
DISTRICT 12 - MINING
Snow White and Prince are dressed in black suits with coal dust covering their empty skin and fire on their belts, coal sticking out of there pockets and other parts of clothes, a combination of all the previous outfits. It surprisingly looks amazing.