Title: When Chiriko Gets Drunk
Warnings: tons of swear words, a drunk Chiriko and severe trauma and damage suffered by the Seishi (ok, maybe that's a little exaggerated, but….)
Teaser: What happens when Chiriko raids Tasuki's alcohol stash. The unthinkable happens…(Korat grins evilly)
Disclaimer: I don't own Fushigi Yuugi…the truth always hurts…..*sob*
1 When Chiriko gets drunk
It was a beautiful morning in Konan country. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, the sky was blue, and everything was peaceful.
Then half the Konan palace erupted in flames.
"LEKKA *hic* SHINIEN! *hic*"
A hyperactive mini Seishi ran down the corridor's of the Konan Palace, with an enraged Tasuki in pursuit.
"CHIRIKO! OI!!!!! GIVE MY #$@!*&^ TESSEN BACK!!!!!!"
A certain red haired bandit was pissed off—VERY pissed off. Not only was half his precious stash of sake was in ruins, His beloved tessen was being violated by a very hyperactive Seishi. Chiriko, out of all the Seishi, Chiriko, the calm, cool and quiet one. And the one with the most common sense supposedly, considering his gift from Suzaku was wisdom.
Well, his impression of Chiriko was different now.
And Chiriko continued his rampage of destruction throughout the palace.
"LEKKA * hic* SHINNEN!!!!"
Following Chiriko's cry, a mighty wall of flames burst from the tessen and engulfed the surrounding trees, reducing it to ash.
All of Tasuki's attempts to stop the youngest Seishi were useless, he needed superhuman strength to stop Chiriko.
Superhuman strength….
NURIKO! Of course! Surely the crossdresser could help him—if he wasn't awake from the racket caused already. That guy could sleep through an attack from Kutou if he had the chance.
By then, all of the Seishi except Nuriko had woken up and were trying out their own unique methods to stop Chiriko from continuing his path of destruction.
Chichiri conjured up a barrier to block Chiriko from going any further, but, to the monk's surprise, the littlest Seishi just ran straight through it and went on flaming everything in sight.
Chichiri blinked in surprise.
"Chiriko is very powerful when he is drunk no da!" he remarked
Next was Tamahome who tried to tackle Chiriko as he went passed. The result was—
"LEKKA SHINNEN!!!"
And Tamahome and his money were burnt to a black crisp.
Tamahome broke down into sobs.
"AHHHHH!!! My money! My precious, hard-earned money!!!"
Hotohori tried the more diplomatic approach.
He stood right in front of Chiriko.
"Suzaku Sichiseishi Chiriko, this is your brother Seishi speaking,
Hotohori, the most handsome and smartest—
"LEKKA SHINNEN!!!"
Hotohori suffered the same fate as Tamahome and his precious money.
Hotohori wailed in despair when he saw the damage done to his hair that he was so proud of.
" MY Hair! My beautiful, luxuriant Hair! It's ruined!!!"
Mitsukake was watching all this from a safe distance, knowing all too well not to use his powers to try and cure the drunken Seishi. Last time he tried to do it on Tasuki, the result was nothing short of undesirable.
Chiriko once again lifted the tessen, his mouth opening to utter the words of fiery destruction that the remaining Seishi dreaded to hear right now.
"LEKKA—"
"@$#^$^%!!! NOT NOW!!!!"
"CHIRIKO!! DON"T DO IT!!!!"
"MY HAIR! MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!!!"
"NOOOOOO!!!"
But it was too late.
"LEKKA, *hic* SHI—"
THUNK
By some sort of uncanny luck, Nuriko had just woken up, and Chiriko had run straight into a pole that Nuriko had placed right in front of him.
And fell into a dead faint
Nuriko wiped his hands on the sides of his tunic
" And that's what you get from disturbing my beauty sleep!"
Tasuki glared at Nuriko.
"What took you so long???"
Nuriko glared back.
"Hey, I need my beauty sleep! I need to look good for Hotohori-sama!"
Sweatdrops from the Seishi was the reply he got.
Nuriko put down the 12 metre high and 2 tonne pole and knelt by the 13 year old Seishi.
"Did I overdo it? Er, Chiriko??" The purple haired Seishi knelt beside the unconscious Chiriko and poked him in the side gently. Nothing happened.
"C-h-i-r-i-k-o-????!!!!" A few more pokes from Nuriko. Still, nothing happened. Several more pokes did nothing to help either.
Tamahome interrupted Nuriko from his poking fiasco.
"It's no use Nuriko. Chiriko is going to be knocked out for quite a while considering the size and weight of that pole."
Tasuki just shook his head and grinned. "Man, that kid's gonna have the biggest !##@%*&*#$ hangover ever when he wakes up!"
TBC~
It's done!! *korat does little dance* And my first Fushigi Yuugi fanfic too!!! *does little dance again*
Thank you so much for reading!
I'm doing a second chapter on when Chiriko wakes up and sees the reaction of the Seishi. Please tell me what you think.
*bows*
Thank you for reading and reviews are VERY welcome!
^.^
KoRat~~*
Warnings: tons of swear words, a drunk Chiriko and severe trauma and damage suffered by the Seishi (ok, maybe that's a little exaggerated, but….)
Teaser: What happens when Chiriko raids Tasuki's alcohol stash. The unthinkable happens…(Korat grins evilly)
Disclaimer: I don't own Fushigi Yuugi…the truth always hurts…..*sob*
1 When Chiriko gets drunk
It was a beautiful morning in Konan country. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, the sky was blue, and everything was peaceful.
Then half the Konan palace erupted in flames.
"LEKKA *hic* SHINIEN! *hic*"
A hyperactive mini Seishi ran down the corridor's of the Konan Palace, with an enraged Tasuki in pursuit.
"CHIRIKO! OI!!!!! GIVE MY #$@!*&^ TESSEN BACK!!!!!!"
A certain red haired bandit was pissed off—VERY pissed off. Not only was half his precious stash of sake was in ruins, His beloved tessen was being violated by a very hyperactive Seishi. Chiriko, out of all the Seishi, Chiriko, the calm, cool and quiet one. And the one with the most common sense supposedly, considering his gift from Suzaku was wisdom.
Well, his impression of Chiriko was different now.
And Chiriko continued his rampage of destruction throughout the palace.
"LEKKA * hic* SHINNEN!!!!"
Following Chiriko's cry, a mighty wall of flames burst from the tessen and engulfed the surrounding trees, reducing it to ash.
All of Tasuki's attempts to stop the youngest Seishi were useless, he needed superhuman strength to stop Chiriko.
Superhuman strength….
NURIKO! Of course! Surely the crossdresser could help him—if he wasn't awake from the racket caused already. That guy could sleep through an attack from Kutou if he had the chance.
By then, all of the Seishi except Nuriko had woken up and were trying out their own unique methods to stop Chiriko from continuing his path of destruction.
Chichiri conjured up a barrier to block Chiriko from going any further, but, to the monk's surprise, the littlest Seishi just ran straight through it and went on flaming everything in sight.
Chichiri blinked in surprise.
"Chiriko is very powerful when he is drunk no da!" he remarked
Next was Tamahome who tried to tackle Chiriko as he went passed. The result was—
"LEKKA SHINNEN!!!"
And Tamahome and his money were burnt to a black crisp.
Tamahome broke down into sobs.
"AHHHHH!!! My money! My precious, hard-earned money!!!"
Hotohori tried the more diplomatic approach.
He stood right in front of Chiriko.
"Suzaku Sichiseishi Chiriko, this is your brother Seishi speaking,
Hotohori, the most handsome and smartest—
"LEKKA SHINNEN!!!"
Hotohori suffered the same fate as Tamahome and his precious money.
Hotohori wailed in despair when he saw the damage done to his hair that he was so proud of.
" MY Hair! My beautiful, luxuriant Hair! It's ruined!!!"
Mitsukake was watching all this from a safe distance, knowing all too well not to use his powers to try and cure the drunken Seishi. Last time he tried to do it on Tasuki, the result was nothing short of undesirable.
Chiriko once again lifted the tessen, his mouth opening to utter the words of fiery destruction that the remaining Seishi dreaded to hear right now.
"LEKKA—"
"@$#^$^%!!! NOT NOW!!!!"
"CHIRIKO!! DON"T DO IT!!!!"
"MY HAIR! MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!!!"
"NOOOOOO!!!"
But it was too late.
"LEKKA, *hic* SHI—"
THUNK
By some sort of uncanny luck, Nuriko had just woken up, and Chiriko had run straight into a pole that Nuriko had placed right in front of him.
And fell into a dead faint
Nuriko wiped his hands on the sides of his tunic
" And that's what you get from disturbing my beauty sleep!"
Tasuki glared at Nuriko.
"What took you so long???"
Nuriko glared back.
"Hey, I need my beauty sleep! I need to look good for Hotohori-sama!"
Sweatdrops from the Seishi was the reply he got.
Nuriko put down the 12 metre high and 2 tonne pole and knelt by the 13 year old Seishi.
"Did I overdo it? Er, Chiriko??" The purple haired Seishi knelt beside the unconscious Chiriko and poked him in the side gently. Nothing happened.
"C-h-i-r-i-k-o-????!!!!" A few more pokes from Nuriko. Still, nothing happened. Several more pokes did nothing to help either.
Tamahome interrupted Nuriko from his poking fiasco.
"It's no use Nuriko. Chiriko is going to be knocked out for quite a while considering the size and weight of that pole."
Tasuki just shook his head and grinned. "Man, that kid's gonna have the biggest !##@%*&*#$ hangover ever when he wakes up!"
TBC~
It's done!! *korat does little dance* And my first Fushigi Yuugi fanfic too!!! *does little dance again*
Thank you so much for reading!
I'm doing a second chapter on when Chiriko wakes up and sees the reaction of the Seishi. Please tell me what you think.
*bows*
Thank you for reading and reviews are VERY welcome!
^.^
KoRat~~*