" Oh, like you're around to tell me what's right or wrong anyway Kushina.." Naruto spat back at her folding his arms in front of him in defiance.
" Naruto, you know your father and I are very busy with our jobs so that we can live a happy life here in our home.. I'd hoped you would understand-"
" Understand what mom!? That dad would rather waste his time with sick old fogies and my so called mom would rather spend time teaching children that aren't even hers instead of coming home to HER OWN CHILD!? Oh yea I understand everything just well~ Now do I get a gold star for my great understanding?" He smiled with fake innocence folding his hands in front of him like a model student. Kushina clasped a hand over her mouth trying to keep back her choked sobs. Tears started to flow freely down her face falling in the growing puddle of tears on the floor.
" I- I never m-meant.." She choked out. Naruto faltered in his anger but, she hurt him a lot more than he was hurting her now and he didn't think her tears were enough of an apology-but it was damn near close to it. A hard slap to Naruto's face ,that made his head snap harshly to the left, had him gawking at his father who was holding back unshed tears and was trembling with anger and sadness. He held the hand that slapped Naruto in the air shakily.
" Naruto Uzumaki." His dad's usually calming voice was now strong and void of any humor it usually possessed. Naruto held in a breath of slight fear.
" You've made your mother cry and yet you keep assaulting her with insult after insult..? I'm sorry if you feel we've been neglecting you and we are deeply sorry..but fighting? Failing grades? And drawing graffiti on cherished public property?! This is how you show us how horrible we are? This is why we had to call a counselor.." His dad mumbled the last part quietly. Naruto jerked out of his stupor and stared at his mom and dad with disbelief.
" Y-you did what?.." Naruto stood shakily. His mother ran over to him to grab a hold of his shoulders reassuringly, giving him a sad loving smile.
" We called the best counselor we could find to come and help you since we , as you've said, haven't been there for you as much as we would have liked to. It'll only be for a few months and you -"
" HOW COULD YOU GUYS DO THIS WITHOUT ASKING ME IF I WANTED THIS OR NOT!" Naruto brushed past them both grabbing his jacket and wallet.
" And where do you think you're going Naruto!?" His father's voice called out to him. Naruto rolled his eyes turning the door knob.
" To clear my mind obviously. It appears this house likes to betray one another and gang up on the weak. Really guys two on one? How sad." Naruto growled out opening the door about to storm out of the house but a hard wall of silk blocked his path. The wall actually being a chest that belonged to a raven haired man who didn't look happy to have been rammed into like that. [ A/N: Fufufufuuu i made a funny LAUGH.] Naruto glared at the man moving him aside roughly and walking out the door and into a sprint down the sidewalk. The raven haired man rubbed his shoulder mentally cursing the rude boy before turning to the now open doorway seeing Kushina's and Minato's gloomy expressions. He mentally prepared himself for what awaited him and held out a a card.
" My names Sasuke Uchiha the counselor that was requested for a-hold on a moment" Sasuke dug inside his pockets looking for something. Pulling out a blue slip of paper and heaving a sigh of relief and cleared his throat.
" Ah here we are. Now as I was saying I'll be the counselor for a Naruto Uzumaki." Sasuke looked between the two in front of him who stared wide eyed back at him.
" Please tell me one of you is Naruto Uzumaki and not the one who just stormed out of here in a fit." He said flatly internally groaning when no one spoke up.
" M-Mr. Uchiha. Thank you so much for coming..please help our little boy.." Kushina pleaded to the raven stepping up to grab his hand like it was her life line. Minato rubbed the back of his head sheepishly.
" This wasn't how I wanted you to meet Naruto..he's a good kid I promise. Today was just-"
" Mr. and Mrs. Uzumaki please say no more. Our agency has dealt with worse cases than that of your sons and I assure you he'll be in good hands. That behavior though." Sasuke smirked pointing at the door.
" Is a no-no." He finished stepping into the house with his suitcases. He threw them to Minato who fumbled to catch them from hitting the floor.
" Oh no let mee take you bags it'd be my pleasure." Minato sarcastically remarked giving Sasuke a playful smile as he went to put his bags into the guest room. Kushina chuckled into her hand, bowing to Sasuke.
" Uchiha-san I really do appreciate this. Now Naruto will probably be back in a half- hour or so. When he blows off steam it's never for long."
" You're saying he does this often?" Sasuke questioned raising a curious eyebrow. Kushina nodded sadly.
" More often than I would like..but I don't stop him from making his own choices..I believe that's the best thing to do in that situation." Kushina inquired. Sasuke was silent for a moment.
" If you think so Mrs. Uzumaki." Sasuke replied. Kushina giggled.
" Oh come now! Kushina is just fine~ and my husband's name is Minato. The formalities make me feel soo old you know?" She smiled. Minato came into the room with two new suitcases confusing Sasuke.
" I'm being kicked out already?" Sasuke questioned gesturing towards the bags. Minato blinked confused at first but then looked at the bags in his hands and laughed. Sasuke took notice that he had a flawless smile just like Kushina's and for a second wondered if Naruto also had a smile like theirs.
" No of course not! Kushina and I are going on a business trip for a few months is all." Sasuke nearly choked on air.
" W-wait hold on-"
" Oh we'll be back before you know it Sasuke-san~ Now emergency numbers are on the fridge right next to the that picture of that cute little dog! Isn't it just adorable~~?" Kushina gushed.
" Why yes now that you mention it, it's mother licking adorable-BUT what I'm TRYING to say is-"
" Alright now we'll be leaving. We gotta catch the nine o clock plane. Call us if you need anything Uchiha-san." Minato smiled and waved over his shoulder disappearing into the car. Kushina gave Sasuke a quick hug before grabbing her jacket and running after Minato.
" Tell Naruto we love him! And to call us! I believe in you Sasuuu~!" And with that as a final goodbye Sasuke was left numbly processing what was going on.
One. He was just outsmarted.
Two. He , for the first time, was left speechless.
And three. He was now some brats babysitter for the next few months. Speaking of which for how many months?! Hell if he knew. And he was already paid in full so he couldn't just up and leave back to his home. His ego and job was at stake here.
" Well played Uzumaki's well played." Sasuke sighed rubbing his forehead taking the time to look around the place. It wasn't bad in his opinion. In fact if he was a downgraded peasant that was just given the opportunity to spend the next few months in a house like this it'd be a pretty valuable place to ransack. But he had class not gas. Wait..what? OK forget he said that. Anyway, it was a typical two story home with pictures and other useless knick knacks hanging on the light red walls. Two long black couches and one black arm chair surrounded a flat screen TV. He supposed this was the living room since right next to him was the doorway leading to the kitchen/ dining room. Like he said all in all the place was pretty sweet for a modern family. His home exceeded everything in this one-not that he was bragging or anything. The door opening caught his attention. Time sure did fly.
" I'm hooooome." Naruto mumbled thinking his mom and dad had already fallen asleep. Which was good because he accidentally stepped in a mud puddle on his way home. It was an accident! Promise!
" Welcome home. Take off your shoes you're not tracking mud in here." The deep, smooth, commanding tone of the voice made Naruto jump. He stared at the raven he bumped into before now standing right in front of him leaning on one foot with his arms crossed. The perfect stern parent if you asked him.
" BURGLAR! MOM,DAD! SOME DUCK HAIRED MAN IS HERE TO STEAL OUR CRAP!"
" First off, you just called all your belongings "crap". Why would i steal crap? Second duck hair? Really. Third, you're loud and it's the middle of the night so mind shutting up. Last your parents are gone but don't fret I'm here." Sasuke smirked giving Naruto a mock bow. Naruto gave him a quizzical look not trusting the stranger at all.
" You forgot to mention the part of who you are and why you're in my house."
" Right you are. Where are my manners." This time Sasuke did bow.
" My name is Sasuke Uchiha and I'll be your counselor for the next few months. Let's work to become the best of friends." Sasuke gave Naruto a strained smile that made Naruto think Sasuke had to poop.
" Best of friends?" Naruto teased.
" It is company policy to say that." Sasuke said sullenly. Naruto shrugged going to walk to the restroom but was cut off by a silk cladded arm.
" Excuse me but it appears your arm seems to be a dick and is erectly in my way."
" Maybe you taking off your shoes will relieve it." Sasuke easily countered back. Naruto glared daggers of hate at Sasuke.
" Just who the fuck do you think you are?" Naruto said venomously, leaning in until the were nose to nose but Sasuke had a bit more of a height advantage.
" It seems you're hard of hearing. I'm Sasuke Uchiha, 19, heir to a billion dollar company, girls call me a god, I'm the nanny of a child named Naruto Uzumaki, I like tomatoes and my dick size is-"
" OK OK damn i get it! I'll take off the damn shoes." Naruto begrudgingly took off his shoes throwing them in the corner by the door.
" There happy? Now may I use the restroom or do you wanna watch me do that too?" Naruto huffed already hating the man and they've only been in each others presence for a few minutes. Sasuke waved him off and smirked in amusement when Naruto brushed past him mumbling curses about Sasuke under his breath. Sasuke could hear what must have been the bathroom door slam shut and the water begin to run letting him know that Naruto was taking a bath-he at least hoped that's what he was doing. Sasuke gave a small satisfied smile to himself, rolling up his sleeves and walking into the kitchen to make them dinner seeing as he forgot to grab a bite to eat before coming.
" Welcome to hell Naruto."