The life in the smash mansion and bloopers.

I'm back with yet another parody concerning ssb. But I'll also put Mario series in this as well. So r&r

Wario and are playing brawl.

Wario: Ha ha. I win again.

Falcon: (Shakes violently.) What the fu—(EXPLODES).

Wario: (Walks away slowly and runs out the room.)

Kirby: (Walks in the kitchen super hungry. He eats a cake and turns to cake Kirby.) 'My powers are acting up… hmmm. (He eats a knife turning him to knife Kirby. He gets and idea and lures the smashers to the kitchen. They all come in.)

Smashers: (Mixed murmurs and yells.)

Mario: What's up Kirby.

Kirby: Oh nothing accept. (He pulls out a fork and knife.) LUNCH TIME.

Smasher: AHHHHHHH

Mario and bowser are fighting on a castle. Bowser shakes the ground, causing Mario to fall.

Bowser: Wahahahaha.

Mario: (Dazed from the fall. His shoe comes off. He picks it up.) Take this.(Mario picks the shoe up and throws it at bowser.)

Bowser: Ahh! You stupid plumber I'll… (Bowser tries to walk up to bowser but loses his balance from the hit with the shoe and falls of the castle.) AHHHHHHHHH!

Mario: (Looks down, slightly irritated.) What? That's all I had to do was hit him with a shoe. Why did Nintendo have me jump on him and the koopalings shoot fireballs when I could've used a shoe?

Mario: KA-MA-HA-MA-HAAAA

Luigi: Galick gun.

Mario: Hell no, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Luigi: (Blasted away) AHHHHH!

In the green hill zone.

Shadow: What the…?

Silver: His world, where one is all, in his world, never fear the fall…

Shadow: Not this crap again.

Silver: …Where comprom…(Gets sent flying by shadow.) Noooo!

Shadow: Next time this happens I'll kill him for real… That is, if he gets from his trophy form.

Fox: Landmaster. (Instead comes a small atv.) Huh…?

Falco: (Blows fox up.) Yeah.

Wario: (Grabs smash ball) hahahahah! (Explodes)

Master hand: ? Awkward.

Snake: Heheh. (Moves his spy bot.)

Zelda, samus, peach, and daisy: (laughing and giggling.)

Snake: Closer, closer…

Zelda: ? (Sees spy bots.)-_-'. Grrrrr (She smashes spy bot and whispers to the other females. They than leave out the room.)

Snake: Huh? Noooo. I was so close to seeing them un-. Uh oh.

Peach: To what?

Snake: I, uh, um, well, ow!

The female smashers brutally beat him back to a trophy.

Kirby:Ahh. (Stomach grumbles in pain.) Now I'm all powerful, and, huh? (Stomach grows bigger. Than he explodes with his blood and guts everywhere with his body restored to a trophy.)

: Get ready, FALCON tickle

Ganondorf: Hahahahaha stop, stop (Get's away and commits suicide.)

: Show your moves.

Well that's all got. I'm thinking of making a volume 2 (May not be on youtube, but oh well.) Read and Review. Later.