Author's Note: This was written as a product of procrastinate and in celebration of finally have Microsoft Office back on my computer (and only £50 can you believe it!). I wrote it last night. It's rated for later chapters (which I will write if I get requests). THIS CONTAINS REFERENCES TO HOMOSEXUAL BEHAVIOUR AHHHH! YE GODS! And with that out the way, shall we begin?

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Caught You - Chapter One

A soft whimper echoed across the dark dormitory. Remus shifted in a dream filled sleep. A moan this time… and it was distinctly female. Rather odd for a male dormitory, Remus' mind made the connection as he started to wake. Whoever it is, I'm going to tell them to shove it, he thought crossly. The werewolf did not appreciate people disturbing his slumber. Another moan. As his brain started to jog into action, he realised that it was Friday night, or probably Saturday morning by now. Still groggy he wondered who would bring a lover back to their bed..?

A gasp came from his left.

Maybe James had finally got lucky with Lily? Ha, no. The giant squid was more likely to agree to go out with him. A whimper and then a sharp intake of breath. Peter was just… well, Peter. Frank was elsewhere tonight. And Remus was quite alone. Which means that it must be…

"SIRIUS!" came James' furious shout, "For FUCKS SAKE! I mean—Again! Merlin's bogies! This just has to stop! Oh hello Daisy, how are you?" he remarked offhandly to a sheepish looking blonde girl who has just emerged from Sirius' hangings.

"Off so soon are we Daisy?" said Remus in quiet amusement, "Not staying to chat?"

"I thought you cast a silencing charm!" she hissed to Sirius whose grinning face had just appeared.

"It seems not," he chucked in a suitably embarrassed manner. "Oh well, off you pop. No, no, it's best if we go our separate ways." He spoke over her suggestions that they continue back at hers. "I must be getting some rest; it takes quite a lot of sleep to achieve this face."

Daisy stalked out the room, slamming the sixth years' dormitory door behind her.

"Bye Daisy." Peter called.

"That's like the seventh time—"

"Eighth time" butted in Peter.

"Yes exactly. The eighth time in two months, Padfoot!" exploded James. "Either learn a bloody silencing charm or just fuck off somewhere else!"

"It's not nice to show off, Sirius." Said Peter in a matter of fact voice.

"He's hardly showing off; can't even perform a damn silencing charm."

"I just forget is all…" Sirius looked as if his tail would be in between his legs if he were Padfoot.

"What? Too caught up in between Daisy's massive tits, are you?"

"It's almost as if you want to be caught, Padfoot." Remus said quietly. Sirius turned to look at him, startled.

"You saying he's got some kind of voyeurism fetish, Moony?"

"Something like that." The boy answered, his amber eyes on Sirius. "Anyway, that's enough hysterics for one Friday night. Back to bed."

With mumbled of "Night" and "Sirius, you're a tosser" the boys dozed off, one of them in a very sour mood indeed.

He'd thought his plan was fool proof. Sirius spooned moodily at his porridge. Damn Moony for being so observant. And clever and thoughtful and wonderful and brilliant. Damn him! He glanced at the golden haired boy from under his eyelashes. Moony was the only Maurauder who could've figured it out and now he had, what was poor Sirius to do?

The truth was that Sirius had wanted to be caught. And the seven times before that too. You see, my dear reader, Sirius Orion Black has a secret, one he's been trying to keep hidden for over a year now.

"Cheer up mate!" James clapped him on the back. "Daisy still wants you, she's staring avidly at your shiny black locks. Don't look so dour, it's not very becoming on you."

Sirius chucked half-heartedly in reply and then threw a winning smile in Daisy's direction. At first it was quite simple to hide it, he's snog a few girls every so often to keep up his reputation as Resident Manwhore but after the summer came the transition into sixth year and the girls seemed to expect …more from him. He would go back to their dorms or to empty classroom and then make excuses before he had to do anything.

"I forgot, I have a Defence assignment in for tomorrow!"

"I said I'd study late with Remus. He'll be waiting."

"I've got detention with McGonagall."

And then he thought of a better plan. If he took them back to his dorm and "forgot" to cast Silencio at least one of the boys would wake and the girl would leave embarrassed. Their romantic tryst cut short. Once a week would be enough for everyone to continue to think he was the school's charmer. And then maybe eventually the girls would stop wanting to come back with him.

Until Remus had worked it out. Maybe not the whole truth but he certainly knew there was something fishy going on. What if Moony realised? The thought terrified him. Sirius finished his porridge and stomped off to the Quidditch Pitch with James for practise.

Remus eyed Sirius grumpily eating his breakfast and thought better of throwing a wisecrack his way. Sirius was probably mad enough at him already for calling him out like that last night - for embarrassing him. Nobody humiliates a Black; as much as Sirius tried to distance himself from his heritage he still had that certain nobility about him and the airs and graces to go with it. A Black crossed sure knows how to sulk.

James and Peter had probably thought nothing of it but Remus had an inkling that he'd come closer to the truth than he'd first realised. Why would Sirius want to be caught? Remus pondered munching his toast. His thoughts were interrupted by Peter babbling on about a new girl he liked.

Back in the dormitory Remus couldn't concentrate on his essay. Sighing he looked at the blank parchment and wrote:

Reasons why Sirius would want to be caught with a girl:

He's into voyeurism.

To show off/because he can/to appear macho – maybe he's overcompensating for something?

To humiliate her – I don't think Sirius is that malicious though? Apart from to Severus.

He can't actually perform a silencing charm and wants one of us to do it for him.

He's wants a MMF threesome.

He's had second thoughts about the girls – though none of them were particularly unattractive?

He doesn't want to continue/go all the way.

"Oh well, that's an interesting one. Let's expand on that." Remus murmured to himself.

Reasons why Sirius would want to halt sexual activity with a girl:

He has an erectile disorder.

He's saving himself for marriage – ha! Yeah right.

He's saving himself for someone special.

He's a virgin? – No, he can't be. It's Sirius, every single girl in this school is after him.

He's a pussy.

He has a pussy.

He's a lesbian.

He's asexual.

He doesn't like girls.

He likes… boys?

"Sirius is gay!" exclaimed Remus in a kind of Eureka moment to the empty dormitory.

To be continued...

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