Chapter 1

Even after 8 years have passed in South Park, amazingly everything was still the same... some what. The city hadn't really gone through much changes, which was a good thing since that meant there was less destruction happening in South Park. The four boys were all in their senior years.

Stan was still the same caring, mellowed out, helpful guy. In high school, he's the quarterback for his schools football team. His friendship with the guys were still the same. Stan and Kyle's friendship was still strong, even when entering high school. Usually Stan would hang with Kyle when they weren't with Cartman and Kenny. Even till this day, he tries to keep Kyle and Cartman from killing each other, which has actually been working surprisingly to Stan. He is still in a relationship with Wendy Testaburger, which he liked, but somewhat took granted for.

Kyle was doing very well in school as predicted, maintaining the top scores of all of his classes (because he knew his mother would throw a bitch fit at him if he didn't, and that was something Kyle did not want to deal with.), while maintaining his sanity. Though it is difficult with the amount of studying Kyle has to go through everyday including the feud he and Cartman always has. In high school, Kyle wasn't really liking his Jew Afro that much, so he decided to change his hairstyle, so he changed it into the Jersey style he had back when he was a kid. Stan, Kenny, and Cartman at first laughed at him, they were talking about what kinda drugs Kyle took when he changed his hair. Kyle got really pissed at his friends, will not Cartman, since he knew Cartman would rip on him regardless of whatever he did, but not Kenny and especially Stan. The guys later accepted the new hair style, except for Cartman who again never accepted Kyle anyway.

Cartman changed a lot entering high school. In elementary school and middle school he was fat beyond fuck. Kyle jokingly bet Cartman $1000 that he'd never be skinny. Cartman obviously took that seriously and through the years of middle school, he was able to lose his weight, through exercise and diet. It was truly a pain in the ass for him, since he wasn't able to eat anything he wanted in middle school and had to eat healthy or the "Green Shit" as he so liked to call. The one thing that kept Cartman going was the the satisfaction of watching Kyle lose to him, and owing him $1000. When Cartman lost his weight upon entering the first year of high school, no one could have believed at what they saw, especially the guys. Their face was priceless when they saw the change. Cartman wasn't the same chubby kid as they all knew, but a totally fit person and rather strong guy, though his sweater wasn't really showing it. Some of the girls actually liked how Cartman looked, even Kenny was jealous of the change at first, but later saw it as an advantage when girls came over to check Cartman out, which he checked them out which was all good in the end. Cartman then went up to Kyle to demand his $1000, Kyle was shocked at what Cartman said, since Kyle thought it was a joke, but he forgot this was Cartman. Kyle didn't pay him at first, but Cartman had a recording of the conversation, leading up to the point where he made the bet. Cartman got furious about this and decided to take this up to court. Kyle laughed at this at first and thought Cartman was going to waste his time, but sadly the court ruled in favor of Cartman, not even his father could do anything about it. It cost Cartman more money to win in court than the $1000, but the idea of victory over the Jew was enough for Cartman.

Kenny in the years hasn't changed much. He was still wearing his same orange parka like he had over the years, it seemed that it grew too with Kenny's age, to which he really didn't mind, since it meant no money wasted on clothes for him. Kenny decided to put the hood down after years of having it cover his face. At first when Kenny was talking to the guys, they all couldn't understand him, since they weren't used to the non-muffle sound he made. They almost forgot that Kenny had hair and were quite surprised at how Kenny's hair looked actually nice and clean, even though he couldn't afford a shower. Kenny was still the same old perverted self he was in elementary school, and more into high school. Kenny always went to any parties in the attempt to have sex with the girls there. Though Kenny loves to have sex beyond belief, he does have morals and doesn't ever try to have sex with a girl when they're drunk. He usually tries his best to hook up with the girls that haven't drank yet, or before they do, so he can say he never took advantage of any of them. Surprisingly Kenny doesn't drink at the parties, Stan and even sometimes Kyle drank, but the effect of alcohol it has done to his parents, suggests to him that he shouldn't drink. Kenny was a smooth talker to the ladies, which even Cartman was able to see, unfortunately it didn't always work to his advantage. Kenny and Cartman's friendship got better through out the years, since Stan and Kyle mostly spend there times together, so Kenny hanged with Cartman even more. Cartman didn't really care whether he'd hang with him or not, but he soon liked having Kenny around more, even though Cartman never expressed it.

Wendy over the years strived to get her high grades, doing any extra work or activities to obtain them. She still was hanging with Bebe, and Bebe was the most popular girl in the school because of her big breasts. Majority of the time Bebe would try to convince Wendy to go to parties, but Wendy hated parties, since all it is was getting wasted and having sex, which Wendy didn't care for really. She still hanged out with Stan whenever she could, since he usually spends most of his times with Kyle. Sometimes she thinks Stan and Kyle have a thing for each other, but knows that's just silly.

Back at the school bus Stan and Kyle were waiting for the bus and Kenny and Cartman weren't there yet.

"Stan where do you think Kenny and Cartman are?"

"Knowing those two, Kenny is reading up some porn magazine, and Cartman is probably sleeping like an idiot" Stan explained so calmly.

"Yeah probably" Kyle chuckled from Stan's response.

"Hey Stan what are you doing after school"

"Not much, why man?" wondering what Kyle would want, as Stan replied.

"Wanted to see if you weren't busy, so we chill at your place and play some games"

"Yeah sure, a few games couldn't kill"

"Cool" Kyle responded happily to that.

In the distance they saw Kenny and Cartman coming down.

"So much for the peace" Stan said, "Time for the day to start"

"I guess your right" Kyle said with a sigh.

While Kyle and Stan were waiting for Cartman and Kenny to get here, they noticed that Cartman and Kenny were having an argument.

"The fuck dude!" Cartman was screaming at Kenny.

"Oh come on man" Kenny responding as calmly as possible to Cartman, though it wasn't helping Kenny at the moment.

"NO WAY KENNY!" Cartman screaming evenly louder than before.

"I'll pay you back man, I promise" with a smile Kenny presented to Cartman, trying to persuade him.

Cartman and Kenny were now at the bus stop with Stan and Kyle.

"Whats happening now you two?" Stan waiting to hear their responses.

"Poor boy here is gonna be living at my fucking house!" Cartman loudly telling Stan

"The hell?" The poor Jew was confused "How did you get to live with asshole there, Kenny?"

Cartman was about to respond back to Kyle before Kenny interrupted.

"Well you see, my parents were pissed at me, when I didn't bring any booze back for them from the last party I went too, so those assholes took all my porn and threw them out" Kenny annoyed from this explained "So I told them I was leaving, so the only option I had left was Cartman's place, I went to his house to ask him, but he wasn't there, so I asked his mom and she said yes, which was a good thing, since now I know that Cartman would have said no"

"WOW! You really like your porn don't you Kenny" Stan said, while feeling somewhat sadden about Kenny's love to porn.

"No one FUCKS with my porn!" Kenny proclaimed.

"I guess not. Anyways, the two of you doing anything this weekend, me and Kyle gonna chill at my place and some games" Stan explained.

"Sorry guys, I gotta set up living at Cartman's place now. I'm now sleeping on his couch, which is sadly way better than my bed" Kenny said with a sad expression, to how bad his own home is.

"I'm going to make sure poor boy there doesn't steal anything from me. Besides I don't wanna be caught with you two fagging it up" after dissing Stan and Kyle, Cartman was staring at Kenny now to give him a "Don't touch my fucking stuff" look.

"Shut up asshole!" Kyle responding back to Cartman's comment to him and Stan.

"Oh, why don't you make me you Jersey Jew!" Cartman replied back to Kyle.

They both give each other a death stare.

"You think after all this time, you two would be done by now" Stan commenting on his friends behaviour with a little laughter in him.

"SHUT UP STAN!" the two boys returned Stan's comment at the same time.

Stan gave a little sigh.

The bus finally came, and just in time, it looked like Cartman and Kyle were going to kill each other, and Stan did not want to clean up the mess they would make.

Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman took their seats at the bus, Stan and Kyle were at a seat together, while Cartman was at a seat in the middle, and Kenny was behind him.