...This story is so strangeI can't say anything.

Disclaimer: I don't own F.M.A. but I do own this poem

Roy is a pessimist

Ed admits he's gay

Winry ruins everything

I don't own F.M.A.


Ed always wondered about the Fuhrer and why everyone trusted him. So he decided to go snooping. He watched the Fuhrer leave his office and went up to his desk. He saw a bunch of buttons. Ed, being the curious bean little bean that he is, decided to push the biggest, most colorful, and most important button.Ed decided to destroy the desk using alchemy,because the button didn't work,but he couldn't, Just at that moment the Fuhrer walked in (A.N. Where the hell was the Fuhrerwhen Ed was fooling around with his stuff!) and forcibly threw Ed out of his office.


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