The lights come on in a dark set. RuPaul is seen walking from behind in a red bodysuit and signature blonde hair laid to the side. The camera pans above Ru and reveals the silhouettes of 12 boys standing in front of her.
"It looks like you've all arrived. But…. Something's missing." Ru says as she gives them the side eye. She snaps her fingers and holds out her hand. A handful of silver glitter appears in her hand. Ru then points her hand towards the boys and blows it towards them. A huge cloud of silver glitter rolls towards the boys.
Once the glitter hits the boys their male physics are transformed into curvy, feminine silhouettes. The lights start to strobe giving small peaks at each queen. The lights come on and every queen gets a close-up moment.
After the last queen is shown the lights start to strobe again. The lights malfunction and go haywire. The overhead lights explode and as the lights go out sparks rain down behind the queens. Ru smirks and the room goes completely dark again, aside from Ru and the queen's silhouettes being illuminated by the shower of sparks.
"Much better…" Rupaul says as the screen goes black.
"Rupaul's Fanfic Drag Race" appears in silver letters on the black background.
NOTES: RuPaul's Fanfic Drag Race is exactly what is sounds like. More than anything this is a story. The drag queens are 100% fictional characters created by me. I'm very aware that this may not be most of the fandom's cup of tea, but if this seems like something you would be into then start your engines! The name of the first episode is "Don't Sleep On Me, Bitch"