Buttosaur
By Shadowgate
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Beavis and Butthead were excited to be going on a field trip to the museum. Mister Van Driessen took attendance and everyone was accounted for.
Right before he could get his class lined up to go on the fieldtrip Sergeant Buzzcut came in.
"ALRIGHT EVERYONE I KNOW YOU'RE ALL SCHEDULED TO GO ON A FIELDTRIP BUT THE PRINCIPAL HAS EXPRESSED GREAT CONCERN ABOUT TWO PARTICULAR STUDENTS GOING ON THE FIELDTRIP."
One student said "gee I wonder who they are?"
Sergeant Buzzcut replied "EVERYONE KNOWS GODDAMN WELL WHO THEY ARE."
Butthead commented "I think we're the two the principal is concerned about."
Beavis said "yeah and the principal is a dumb dicksucker."
Sergeant Buzzcut yelled "SHE'S A MIGHTY GOOD DICKSUCKER AND I SPEAK FROM EXPERIENCE! NOW LET'S GET SERIOUS! YOU'VE INJURED THE FOLLOWING ANIMALS, SQUIRELL, BABY CROC, TURTLE, TIGER CUB, SNAKE, AND THE FUCKING CHAMELEON!"
Mister Van Driessen cut in and said "they did it on accident."
Sergeant Buzzcut yelled "I KNOW IT WAS ON ACCIDENT YOU STUPID FAGGOT BUT STILL THE PRINCIPAL IS CONCERNED."
Beavis said "ha ha Sergeant Buzzcut called the teacher a faggot."
The whole class laughed.
Sergeant Buzzcut yelled "EVERYONE SHUT UP! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I CALLED YOU A FAGGOT? YOU TWO BETTER BEHAVE ON THIS GODDAMN FIELD TRIP!"
Mister Van Driessen's class got on the bus. After the bus was fully loaded and took off Beavis said "Butthead it's your fault those animals were injured."
Butthead replied "no dumbass you injured all the animals."
They argued back and forth for 10 minutes before the bus driver yelled "YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
When they arrived at the museum all of them got out and a tour guide led them in.
When they got in they observed pictures of cavemen.
All of a sudden a growling noise is heard.
The tour guide asked "alright which one of you made that noise?"
A student replied "whoever did it made it sound real. They must be playing a recording off their cellphone."
The growl was heard again.
Mister Van Driessen said "it's coming from outside."
Beavis said "hey maybe it's a real dinosaur. My wish came true Butthead. I said it would be cool to see real dinosaurs and now it's going to happen."
The real dinosaur busted through the ceiling.
A student said "congratulations Beavis and Butthead you've gone from injuring animals to injuring people."
Mister Van Driessen said "now is not the time to be pointing fingers, um kay."
The dinosaur swooped down and ate Mister Van Driessen.
Beavis said "oh cool a dinosaur ate our teacher."
Everyone including the tour guide laughed.
THE END