Pokechat.

QE: Hello and welcome to Pokechat. I'm your host Queen Eevee and my assistant today is Cyndaquil

Cyndaquil: walks in Dam I thought this was the loo.

QE: Nice try. Our guest to day is Jessie, James and Meowth from the scumbag Team Rocket. Miss Evestar please bring them in.

Evestar: Yeah.

Drags Jessie, James and Meowth in.

QE: Sit down please.

Jessie: Guys sit.

Everyone sits down.

James: You don't have to be so bossy.

Jessie: WHAT. Looks really evil.

James: Nothing.

Cyndaquil: Can I start?

QE: Sure.

Cyndaquil: Excuse me but can you please tell the readers why in your right mind are you all so stupid?

Jessie: What?

Cyndaquil: Why are you all so stupid?

Jessie: You insignificant evil little rat. Reaches out to grab is neck.

E.S.P comes out with tranquilliser darts and a hollow tube.

Jessie: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

James: Thank you.

E.S.P: You welcome. I hate her anyway.

Cyndaquil: Is anyone going to answer me?

Meowth: Because Jessie is evil and forces us to do stuff even if it'll go horrible wrong.

QE: Why are you three after Ash's Pikachu?

James: Because Pikachu is really strong.

Meowth: Screw this lets catch the talking Cyndaquil and run for it.

QE: E.S.P.

E.S.P walks in with a bazooka and fires.

James and Meowth: We're blasting off again.

Jessie: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

QE: That's it for today's show. See you soon.