Presenting...
Harry Potter to the Max!
Hope you like it. I came up with it as it went along. And beware, it's almost complete randomness!
Harry was in the middle of the great hall surrounded by all his friends and enemies. Hermione was drunk, Ron was streaking, and Ginny was making out with Malfoy.
Hermione giggled. "Hi Harry!" she flirted, "You are sooo hot! Want some of this? Come and get it!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Ron as he ran by naked.
Suddenly Draco Malfoy was standing next to Harry. "Harry!" he cried, "I'm gay! I LOVE you!" Then he started furiously make out with him.
"Ahhhh!" Harry screamed as he woke up. He was on the Hogwarts Express heading to school.
"Huh? What was that high-pitched noise?" Ron asked as he woke up. "Was that you Harry?"
"Yea, sorry," Harry mumbled. "I had another one of those freaky dreams." He's eyes became very big. "What if it meant something!" he panicked, "NOOOOOOOOOO! WE"RE ALL DOOMED! EVERYONE'S GONNA DIE!"
"Oh honestly, Harry!" Hermione rolled her eyes. "Will you stop screaming?"
Then the compartment door slid open. Behind it were Malfoy and his two sidekicks, Crab and Goyle.
"My father says you are all dorks!" Malfoy said.
"Huh? So?" countered Ron.
"WHAT IF IT MEANS SOMETHING!" Harry screamed.
"Oh honestly, Harry, shut up! And oh honestly, Malfoy, do you have to barge in here every story?" asked Hermione.
"My father says it's cool!" said Malfoy.
"Huh? I'm confused," said Ron.
"Oh honestly, Ron, you're always confused. But I love you anyway!" Said Hermione.
"Yay!" Ron giggled. "I love you too!"
"WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP!" Crab exploded.
"You can talk?" asked everyone at once.
"Yes! I'm a secret agent under cover. And I am SO SICK of you idiots acting like idiots! It's driving me nuts!" he screamed. Then he jumped out the window.
Everyone sat in silent shock. Then….
"I'm confused!" said Ron.
Was it good? Sorry it was so short!
Review if you want me to write another chapter!