A Disturbance In The Natural Balance Of Time And Space (A Disturbing Picture)
!WARNING! IF YOU HAVE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE AND/OR SUFFER SEIZURES FROM FLASHING LIGHTS, DO NOT READ THIS STORY!
One day, Sasuke was surfing the internet.
Sasuke: O...M...G!
He ran to Itachi's house.
Sasuke: Itachi! Look what I found on hops on to Itachi's computer and shows him a video)
Itachi: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY EYES!
(Itachi runs to the bathroom. Seconds later, barfing sounds can be heard.)
Sasuke: HAHAHA!
(runs out the door and goes to Jim's house)
Jim: Hey Sasuke! Want a donut?
Sasuke: Yeah! I also want you to see this!
(grabs a donut and pulls up a video on Jim's laptop)
Jim: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS!
(falls dead on the floor)
Sasuke: HAHAHA...haha...heh...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh, Jim?
(stares at Jim on the floor)
Jim:...
Sasuke:...
(takes donuts and runs out the door while Jim's laptop shows a video of two 90 year olds going at it)
Old Guy: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I FEEL SO ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
(they go so fast, a fire starts)
WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHH!
Old Lady: Harold, were on fire!
Old Guy: I KNOW BABY!
Old Lady: No, your ASS is on fire!
Old Guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! LIFE ALERT! LIFE ALERT!