Prologue

I looked down into the cold, swirling river below. Today is the day my mild-mannered alterego dies. I leapt down. But I did not fall into the river. That is the whole point of doing this. I float above the river, holding a set of clothing. Maybe someday i'll return. Maybe not.

You may know me by my real name. The name I am now giving up, possibly for good. My name is Phineas Flynn. It is now the fall of my 8th grade year. My ex-best friend and stepbrother have been going out for 2 months ago. Gradually, after a week, i fell out of the group.

2 months of coming home crying day after day.

2 months of being shunned by Isabella and Ferb. And most of everyone else. My only friends are Candace and Django, and those friendships are falling apart. I am loved as Superbeak, but hated as Phineas Flynn.

I drop the clothes in. I am appeasing them. Hope they're happy. To make it look real, i wrote a suicide note and stuck it in my bed.

This is now my life.

Helping save their freedom from villains.