A/N: This is the first fanfiction I've published! It's a bit short, but I only had 30 minutes to write this. Enjoy!

Also, Waluigi (C) Nintendo, NOT me! I might make it mine one day... Nah, nevermind, I'm too poor for that stuff. Enough from me, enjoy the story!

One day, Mario was casually strolling through the Mushroom Kingdom, bashing blocks for coins. When he bashed another ? Block, an eggplant popped out.

"Huh. What's an eggplant a-doing in this block?" he wondered. His growling stomach interrupted his thoughts. "Maybe I should-a eat this before I get too hungry!" said Mario before he bit into the eggplant.

The eggplant turned Mario into a brand-new form that no one had ever seen before: Waluigi.

"HAHAH! WALUIGI TIME!" exclaimed this new form. He ran super fast (because of his long legs) towards civilization. Turns out that civilization was the Mushroom Kingdom.

"TAKE THIS, LOSER!" Waluigi yelled as he threw an eggplant at Luigi.

Luigi evolved into another form that no one had seen before: Waluigi 2.

Waluigi and Waluigi 2 threw mushrooms at everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom until everyone was some form of Waluigi

"Let's show that Bowser loser who the real boss is!" exclaimed Peach/Waluigi 3.

Waluigi agreed and led his comrades to Bowser's castle while singing the National Waluigi Anthem. When they got to Bowser's castle, they kicked down the door with a very powerful kick.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?!" yelled Bowser.

"On the count of three, kick like you've never kicked before! Wah-n, two, three!" commanded Waluigi 2.

All of the million something Waluigi forms frantically kicked at Bowser, but it was no use.

"Let me handle this." spoke an unknown form.

The Waluigi forms turned around to see The Legendary Walunetta, Bayonetta's Waluigi form. She was the same as the other forms except for slick, black legs and high heels with pistols as the soles. She pushed the other forms aside and battled Bowser. The other forms watched in shock because no one had seen The Legendary Walunetta before their eyes and seeing her was a blessing to any Waluigi.

Bowser lay on the ground in defeat and all the Waluigis cheered for Walunetta, who eventually had to fly away because of godly duties, and lived happily ever after.

"What an amazing dream..." murmured Waluigi as he forced himself to go back to sleep. "Damnit, why can't I go to sleep?!" he yelled.

"Quiet, my child." whispered The Legendary Walunetta... wait what?

"The Legendary Walunetta... WEE-HEE-HEE! WALUIGI NUMBER ONE!" he yelled as he skipped outside like an idiot.