Ok, i'm bored and just ate some really sugary stuff, so please excuse me if this make absolutely NO sense ^-^
okey-doke, now, once upon a time, in a galaxy far, FAR away, live an extremely ordinary child who, by some strange act of the gods, was informed he was a wizard. If it wasn't for this trait, absolutly NOBOBY would care about him. But since he was a wizard, he turned into a New York Times' Bestseller. His Name is HARRY POTTER(If you couldn't guess that by now, you need treatment). Ok, I'm getting off track here. Anyway, over time, Harry develops a super-ego because he just realized he is the hero of the story(hence the title)and that he is more important that everybody else. While the hero was off feeding his ego, that left Ron and Hermione to do only one think: Fall madly in love and forget all about the hero, but no matter what they do, the author forces them to go along with Harry because if they didn't the story would get quite boring.
Harry: Hey! Are you trying to say that I, alone, cannot make a good story.
Author- Yup. Anyway, as I was say...
Harry-I object! I want to be in this story alone!
Author-Okey-Doke.
The author decideds to sent Harry to Neptune, where he would be alone except for all the little aliens.
Harry- Aliens don't exsist!
The author then dicededs that she WANTS aliens in her story and that there was nothing Harry could do but cry and babble like and idiot.
Harry- I can fight them.
The author now want Harry to shut up or she will make him fall madly in love with Hargid.
Harry- That's just sad.
Author- I know.
Harr- You're a craze lunatic that feeds off of other's pain and was spawn in the lower-most taverns of Hades!!!
The author finally decided to sign Harry up for some serious anger management courses because HE is a crazed lunatic.
Harry-Hey! That's not fair!
Author- Neither is the fact that I'm still too young to sign up for American Idol.
Harry- HAHA!!
The author get furious and and turns Harry into a girl wearing a Pink Tu-Tu.
Harry-Hey!
The author decideds to have a drunkin' Dumbledore appear out of nowhere and start hitting on Harry, or should I say Henrietta.
Harry- Get away, you dirty,old man.
The author starts to feel bad for Harry, and makes Dumbledore disappear and turns Harry back into his geeky, aborable self.
Harry- HA! I knew it! You think I'm adorable!
The author begins to despise Harry very much and turns him into a talking sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants.
Harry, I mean SpongeBob SquarePants- I'm ready! I'm ready!
Author- I'm glad to here that Harry, but I have a headache from having this completly useless conversation with you. Bye.
Harry- Hey! Change me back!
Author-Ok.
The Author decides to turn Harry back, all right. Back into the girl with a tutu. MWUHAHAHAHA!!!(Scary Background Music)
Harry- How'd you do that?
Author- Do not question me, muskrat.
The now extremely bored author decides to go take a bubble bath ant leaves the story at this, leaving Harry alone, on Neptune, with a drunkin' Dumbledore.
The End
A/n- I have no idea what I just wrote. If you think I'm as strange as I think I am, please review and tell me. Adios~
okey-doke, now, once upon a time, in a galaxy far, FAR away, live an extremely ordinary child who, by some strange act of the gods, was informed he was a wizard. If it wasn't for this trait, absolutly NOBOBY would care about him. But since he was a wizard, he turned into a New York Times' Bestseller. His Name is HARRY POTTER(If you couldn't guess that by now, you need treatment). Ok, I'm getting off track here. Anyway, over time, Harry develops a super-ego because he just realized he is the hero of the story(hence the title)and that he is more important that everybody else. While the hero was off feeding his ego, that left Ron and Hermione to do only one think: Fall madly in love and forget all about the hero, but no matter what they do, the author forces them to go along with Harry because if they didn't the story would get quite boring.
Harry: Hey! Are you trying to say that I, alone, cannot make a good story.
Author- Yup. Anyway, as I was say...
Harry-I object! I want to be in this story alone!
Author-Okey-Doke.
The author decideds to sent Harry to Neptune, where he would be alone except for all the little aliens.
Harry- Aliens don't exsist!
The author then dicededs that she WANTS aliens in her story and that there was nothing Harry could do but cry and babble like and idiot.
Harry- I can fight them.
The author now want Harry to shut up or she will make him fall madly in love with Hargid.
Harry- That's just sad.
Author- I know.
Harr- You're a craze lunatic that feeds off of other's pain and was spawn in the lower-most taverns of Hades!!!
The author finally decided to sign Harry up for some serious anger management courses because HE is a crazed lunatic.
Harry-Hey! That's not fair!
Author- Neither is the fact that I'm still too young to sign up for American Idol.
Harry- HAHA!!
The author get furious and and turns Harry into a girl wearing a Pink Tu-Tu.
Harry-Hey!
The author decideds to have a drunkin' Dumbledore appear out of nowhere and start hitting on Harry, or should I say Henrietta.
Harry- Get away, you dirty,old man.
The author starts to feel bad for Harry, and makes Dumbledore disappear and turns Harry back into his geeky, aborable self.
Harry- HA! I knew it! You think I'm adorable!
The author begins to despise Harry very much and turns him into a talking sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants.
Harry, I mean SpongeBob SquarePants- I'm ready! I'm ready!
Author- I'm glad to here that Harry, but I have a headache from having this completly useless conversation with you. Bye.
Harry- Hey! Change me back!
Author-Ok.
The Author decides to turn Harry back, all right. Back into the girl with a tutu. MWUHAHAHAHA!!!(Scary Background Music)
Harry- How'd you do that?
Author- Do not question me, muskrat.
The now extremely bored author decides to go take a bubble bath ant leaves the story at this, leaving Harry alone, on Neptune, with a drunkin' Dumbledore.
The End
A/n- I have no idea what I just wrote. If you think I'm as strange as I think I am, please review and tell me. Adios~