Leonard "Bones" McCoy had a saying; if Jim eats any alien fruit, shit is going to go down.
The saying was 99% correct at all times.
The USS Enterprise had found itself on an uncharted planet. The planet was a tropical paradise; the entire planet was covered in gorgeous plants and flowers and was filled with very kind and beautiful looking humanoids living in the tree tops. They all had long, black hair, with light orange skin and wore no clothes half of the time. Captain James T Kirk was in heaven. Commander Spock, no so much, and wore a green flush through the entire day. The people, in order to celebrate them joining the Federation, held a feast in there visitors honour. The collected the finest fruits and dozens of cocoa beans, and were rather offended when the Vulcan turned them down.
"He can't eat chocolate. It makes him act drunk; loopy." Jim explained, smiling at Spock as he spoke. There were two things these people love; pulling pranks and match making. They saw Jim's lust for the Commander and the hurt when he moved away or did not make eye contact with the blonde man, and a plan was hatched.
Spock practically dragged Jim into their guest room from the dance floor, before lifting him up and pressing him against the wall, kissing him quickly and roughly, his tongue quickly taking dominance and Jim moaning underneath it as he wrapped his arms and legs around the larger man. Spock pulled away, and smiled at the blond.
"You have a beautiful smile… you should do that more often." Jim slurred out, pulling him back in. It was a sloppy kiss, with teeth bearing and tongue's showing as clung onto each other; Jim's fingers now mangled in the dark hair. When they broke for air a few minutes later, Jim jumped down, and took Spock's hand in his. "Vulcan making out!" They both laughed, in a drunken manner, before the blonde pulled them over to the bed, falling on it and bringing Spock crashing down on him.
"You are very illogical James. And so handsome." The dark haired man ripped Jim's shirt's in two, kissing and licked in neck before moving down his chest, caressing his nipples with his tongue. Jim gripped his hair, groaning happily. "Oh James, I have wanted you ever since I almost lost you."
"I want you too. You take your clothes off too. I don't want to be the only one naked-y."
"You are not naked." Jim then got naked, lying on his side with a smug grin on his face. Spock laughed, pulling his clothes off and diving on Jim. The blond nibbled on Spock's ear, leaving a mark, their fingers intertwined as the rocked against each other; moans and gasps falling off each other's lips. Suddenly, Jim pressed Spock down on the mattress. "James?" The Captain hushed him, gravitating down his commander's body, kissing at the base of his member, very happy with the size. Spock gasped loudly. Jim giggled, licking up his growing member, loving the way Spock writhed and moaned, before placing it in his mouth. "Oh James…." The blond sucked contently, tickling the Vulcan's balls as he went. It was the sloppiest blowjob he'd ever given, due to being intoxicated, but Spock seemed to be enjoying it, due to the amount of grip on Jim's hair. When Jim pulled out with a pop, he smiled at Spock, sliding back up.
"Have you ever done this? With a man, I mean." Spock shook his head. "I'll teach you then." Looking around, he was surprised to find a bottle of lube. "What nice people?" He grabbed the bottle, giggling and studied it. "High end stuff and everything. Now, first do you want to dominate?"
"Yes."
"Good. Second," Jim spun around, lifting his arse in the air and practically in Spock's face. "You have to lick me out." Spock looked confused. "Please, I gave you head. Just kiss and lick my bum pleeaaasssee!" Spock leant over the blond, kissing his lips, before moving down his back. Jim giggled, as Spock did this, before spreading his cheeks and licking the hole. "Ahhh…. Yeah, like that." Jim smiled, as Spock repeated the action several times, also pumping Jim's cock as he went. He licked slowly, making Jim shiver and moan, giggling afterwards. "I love fast learners. I want you in me." Spock smiled, kissing the hole and licking it some more. "Mmm… please Spock?"
"Then turn over." Jim did that very quickly, pulling Spock down and kissing him. The battle for dominance was almost none existent; Jim was in charge, but Spock was the one who would hold control. They bite each other's necks, scratching and nipping at each other as the grinded together. Spock's tongue explored his Captain's mouth again, before battling with the other. Every touch was electricity to them, making them crave it more and more.
"Get the lube and cover your fingers, then place one finger in me. Then add as and went you feel necessary." Spock did as he was told, and let Jim rock against his fingers slowly to get himself comfortably positioned, smiling at and kissing the Captain. Jim held his head back, gripping the pillow as Spock continued to feel around him. "Need you. Now." Spock didn't need any more instructions. Pulling his fingers out, he poured the lube on his cock, as Jim wrapped his legs around him. He slid in slowly, and Jim groaned, arching his back up and gripping tightly onto the Vulcan's shoulders, breaking the skin. Spock groaned, biting the blonde shoulder; in revenge. "I've wanted this for so long."
"As have I" Spock let the other get comfortable before he started to move against him, Jim's legs on his shoulders as he dug his nails into the sheet, pushing back against Spock. "Fuck… James, ahh…" Spock's head fell as he continued to move, and Jim put his finger in his hair, pulling himself up to kiss Spock. "Jim, ah Jim, fuck…"
"S-Spock… oh fuck, hearing you swear is amazing. Ahh... so good." They cried out together as the rocked, gripping onto each other and the sheets as the pace quickened. Jim even turned himself over so Spock could pound into him faster, both screaming and cling to whatever they can. As the Vulcan pressed deeper in, pumping the blondes cock as he went, he found Jim's prostate. "Spock! Spock oh do that again!"
"I plan to." Spock held Jim by the waist, pushing into him harder and harder, his head pressed against Jim's back. Hearing the blond moan and scream was driving the Vulcan to orgasm at an alarmingly quick rate; fast than when he was with a woman.
"Oh… oh I-I." Was the only warning the Vulcan got before the human released straight into his hand. The clenching around Spock's member made him come shortly after. The complete feeling of euphoria made them collapse, Spock still in Jim and on top of him. "I haven't come that fast since I was a teenager." Jim whispered, a few moments later when his orgasm had died down. Spock kissed his neck softly, and they lay there contently. "Spock… you're heavy."
"My apologise." Spock slowly pulled out of the blonde, with a groan before falling to the side, lying on his back. Jim curled up to him, his head resting on his chest. "James that was wonderful. You are so wonderful." Spock pushed Jim back into the mattress, showering him in kisses and words of affection, making the blond giggle, and he held Spock close, kissing him softly. This kiss lingered, as they caressed each other's side.
"Yes it was. Oh god it was." He ran his hands through Spock's hair, smiling. "And you are wonderful as well." I should get you drunk more often; you are so much more fun drunk. I wonder why they kept feeding me that fruit and alcohol."
"We will never know." Jim laughed as he sat up, leaning down to kiss the Vulcan softly. "Goodnight James."
"Night Spock." The human resumed his place cuddled next to Spock, who held him close, and the two were snoring contently.
Jim woke up hung-over, cold and alone, with a fresh set of clothes at the end of the bed, and a note saying 'Sorry.'
This meant nothing to Jim, as he had no memories of the night before. Other than an ache in his backside.
The crew of the Enterprise left the planet swiftly, and the mission was a complete success. The rest of the day Jim spent doing his favourite activity; bitching to and annoying his best friend Bones. The sick bay was unusually quiet for after an away mission, so Bones had time to sit and pretend to listen to him. Today's topic was the brand new doctor, Felix Westley. He was 25, fresh out of the academy, with dark blonde hair, bright grey eyes and thin frame. He was enthusiastic, sure, but it was annoying the more cynical, grumpy Bones.
"Aww, leave him alone Bones, he's adorable." Jim said, sat on one of the best, swinging his legs so he would kick his brown hair friend.
"Then go fuck him." The Georgian man replied, kicking the blond back every time he was kicked.
"Not that type of adorable, as in 'I wanna cuddle him'." Bones rolled his eyes, as the new doctor bounced over. "Hi Felix." The boy blushed, clutching his PADD to his chest. Jim looked over at Bones, a look his eye that said 'How can you hate him? Look at him he's like a puppy'. Bones looked back with 'Shut the fuck up Jim.'
"Hello Captain Kirk. It is such a privilege to be aboard the Enterprise. Doctor McCoy, the man over there is complaining of stomach pains, I have scanned him and there is nothing wrong, but he is insisting to be seen by you." Felix said with an apologetic smile on his angelic face. Bones groaned, getting and walked over to shout at the poor red-shirt. "Captain Kirk, I have heard that you needed someone to help Commander Spock with the analysis of the planets and fruit you found on that planet, and my friend is a biologist, currently working with Lieutenant Sulu and she would love the opportunity to at least look at them."
"Oh, well I would have to meet her, along with Commander Spock, and get a recommendation from Lieutenant Sulu first." Jim replied, smiling his Captain 'poster boy of Starfleet' grin.
"She's actually going to be here soon. We have lunch together and it is her turn to come get me."
"I will call the Commander up then." Felix smiled, walking away to continue his work. Jim tried to phone the Vulcan, but was ignored so went via his girlfriend. "Can you tell Mr Spock to report to the sick bay please?"
"Of course Captain." Uhura replied bluntly, before continuing with his work.
"Felix!" a high pitched voice called, making Bones pull him 'Bitch, not to today' face, turning to the door to yell at whomever it was. His jaw dropped.
Felix's friend was a woman of 26, with long, golden blonde hair, which was tied up in a pony tail and bright green eyes. She was a curvy woman, and the most beautiful woman Jim or Bones had ever seen, she had high cheekbones, a thin nose and a huge smile on her pink lips. Jim smiled at her, as she bounced over to hug her friend. "Hey!"
"Hi! Oh I spoke to Captain Kirk." Felix pulled the woman over, stopping in front of Jim. The blonde man smiled at her, glancing over at Bones who looked as if he'd seen an angel. "Captain Kirk, this is my friend Imogine, Ensign Imogine Davids."
"Hello Ensign Davids."
"Hello Captain, thank you for considering me for working with Mr Spock." She said with a southern accent clear in her voice. Bones looked like he was about to faint. Spock appeared moments later, looking awkward and out of place.
"Mr Spock, this is Ensign Davids. She is interested in working with you on the new planets and fruits, and is already working with Mr Sulu in his greenhouse." Jim said, with a smile. Oh god, I have the biggest crush on him, Jim thought with a sigh, watching as Imogine handed her reference over to the Vulcan, who read it carefully. He noticed green marks on his neck, and sighs again. The Vulcan was still with Nyota, and obviously very passionate. "So?"
"I would very much like your assistance, Ensign, if you are not too busy."
"Of course not. I can do both Sir."
"Very good. Excuse me." Spock nodded at her, Felix, blanked Jim and walked away.
"Are we gunna go Felix?" Imogine asked, smiling even brighter.
"Just a minute, have you met my good friend Doctor McCoy?" Jim dragged the doctor over, who was glaring at the Captain. "Imogine, this is Leonard, Leonard, Imogine." The blonde woman's smile fell soft, as she blushed slightly.
"Hi." She said softly, holding out her hand.
"Nice to meet you ma'am and might I say what beautiful eyes you have." Bones said, kissing her knuckles softly, making her giggle like a schoolgirl. Jim shook his head; The Doctor was the King of Charm and smoothness. "If you are available, may I escort you to lunch?"
"I-I am so sorry, I have plans. Another time, maybe?" Bones smiled, nodding. Felix dragged her away. The Southern man watched her go, before falling on the bed next to Jim.
"Aint she the most beautiful woman you have ever seen?" Jim laughed, nodding in agreement. "Spock seems to be in a bad mood for someone who obviously got busy last night. Is that where you went off too?"
"Went?"
"You and Spock disappeared last night." Kisses, touches and sweet words flowed into the Captain's mind as he fell off the bed and ran out of the room. "The corruptive little shit…"
"SPOCK!" Jim called, running straight into the Vulcan and pulled him into the closest room, which turned out to be a closest. "Hi, I am soooo sorry Spock. I really am. I was drunk and god you are hot."
"And you should be." Spock replied. Jim stared at him in horror.
"Really? Because I might have started the grinding, okay, I did start that when we were dancing, but you took me into the bedroom and…. And it was the best night of my life Spock. Okay, I really, really like you. Ever since the Khan thing, and I know you like me because you told me. You whispered it straight in my ear and said something in Vulcan. And no one can fake that passion Spock…" Jim looked up at his first officer, who looked back down at him, a stern look on his face. "Have you told Nyota?"
"No. And I do not plan to, as she is a logical mate and will not lose that."
"You chose logic over how you feel?"
"The mind is the master over the heart. I have trained it to ignore illogical things such as feelings for illogical beings." Jim grabbed the Vulcan, and kissed him on the mouth. Spock kissed him back, pushing the Captain against the wall. Spock bit Jim's lip, making the blond yelp and push him away, holding his lip. Spock turned away for a moment, before looking back at Jim.
"You do have feelings for me. And Nyota is beautiful, and logical, she doesn't deserve to be lied to and cheated on. If you are not happy with her, the nicest thing to do is leave her; and I'm not just saying that because I don't share anything. I'll give you a month to tell her, and if you don't tell her, I will." Jim pressed a kiss to the Vulcan's cheek, before leaving.
One month…. Spock thought, sitting down on a box of cleaning supplies.