Ridley's Reunion

Disclaimer: I own Metroid.

Samus: LIER! hits me with the laser whip

Me: OW! Ok, I do not own Metroid!

Samus: Thats better.

"It was a boring day, until Ridley recieved an invite to a reunion with his friends from college. What kind of insanity will unfold in this story?"

"Ridley was sitting in his house, waiting for something exciting to happen. Then suddenly he recieves an invitation for a reunion with his friends from college."

Ridley: Sounds interesting. Might as well go and see the gang again. "And without a second thought, Ridley left."

Chapter 1: The Reunion

"Ridley finally arrived at the reunion. Upon reaching Bowser's Castle, Ridley was greeted by his old friend, Bowser."

Bowser: "Long time no see, Ridley."

Ridley: "Right back at ya, Bowser."

Bowser: "So whats been happening with you, Ridley."

Ridley" "Getting beaten by Samus over and over again."

Bowser: "Damn. A never ending abttle."

Ridley: "Yep."

Bowser: "Come on in. The rest of the gang is waiting."

Ridley: "Alright."

"So Ridley went inside the castle."

Bowser Jr.: "Dad! Who's the dragon?"

Bowser: "Son, this is my friend Ridley. We met during college. Ridley, this is my son, Bowser Jr."

Ridley: "Hi Jr."

"Bowser, Bowser Jr., and Ridley kept going until they met the rest of the crew."

"They kept going, until they met up with Ganondorf."

Ridley: "Ganondorf! What's up, man?"

Ganondorf: "The usual. I tried to conquer Hyrule and failed miserably."

Ridley: "I'm sure you'll conquer it someday."

Ganondorf: "I hope."

"After that they found Wario and Waluigi"

Ridley: "Hey, Wario and Walugi!"

Wario: "Long time no see, Ridley."

Walugi: "Hi, Ridley!"

Ridley: "So whats been going down with you guys?"

Wario: "Getting my ass kicked by Mario."

Ridley: "Well its a big target!"

"Bowser, Ganondorf, and Bowser Jr. start rolling on the floor laughing"

Ridley: "And Waluigi, whats been happening with you?"

Waluigi: "Competing with Luigi. Getting owned."

Ridley: "Thats no surprise."

"They met up with Dr. Eggman."

Ridley: "Eggman, whats happening."

Eggman: "Getting beaten by Sonic."

Ridley: "Nothing unusual there."

"Finally, they met up with Wolf O'Donnell, Leon Powalski, and Panther Caruso"

Ridley: "So Wolf, whats happening?"

Wolf: "Andross is dead. So me and my team are freelancers now. And we're still getting owned by Fox."

Ridley: "Andross died!? Damn. Lemme guess, it was Fox's doing?"

Wolf: "Yep."

Ridley: "And Leon whats happening?

Leon: "Competing with Falco. Getting owned."

Ridley: "Lol getting beat by old birdbrain."

Ridley: "And who's the cat guy?"

Wolf: "Pigma, and Andrew arent in Starwolf anymore so we had to replace them. That's Panther."

Panther: "I have heard lots about you, Ridley."

Ridley: "You seem pretty cool."

"They met up with Mewtwo."

Ridley: "Yo Mewtwo."

Mewtwo: "Ah Ridley. Its been a while."

Ridley: "Yeah it has."

Mewtwo "Enough chitchat. Lets get this party started!"

Ridley: "Amen to that!"

Chapter 2: The party begins!

"Ridley, Bowser, Bowser Jr., Wario, Walugi, Wolf, Leon, Panther, and Mewtwo began the party."

"They decided to have a drinking contest. Last man standing wins."

Bowser Jr.: "Ok this a free for all. Whoever remains at the end wins! GO!"

"Ridley chugged down one beer after another."

Ridley: "Try to keep up!"

Bowser: "HA! I'll drink twice as many!"

Ganondorf: "I do this all the time! I'll win!"

Mewtwo: "In your dreams! I have this in the bag!

Eggman: "I can win this!"

Wario: "No way! I'll win this!"

Walugi: "Nah! I'll win!

Wolf: "NO ME!"

Leon: "ITS ME!"

Panther: "NO BITCHES ITS ME!"

"They all collapsed at the same time."

Bowser Jr.: "Ummm... we have a tie!"