A/n: It's mah birthday! I'm HOOOT! Anyways, I'm good at basketball, anyone who isn't...GET A LIFE!! (Just kidding for all that bullcrap, don't be so pissed...)

Anyway, enjoy my retarded story. ( It's my first fic!) READ THE ENTIRE FREAKIN' STORY! (In the begining, it might not be that good...)

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My own little Spongebob story....

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Patrick:

One day in Bikini Bottom, layed Patrick Star, bored as ever. He thought he could entertained by watching his underwear drawer.

He said," Wow, this is getting interesting!"

And that's what he did....for the rest of the day.

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Squidward:

As for Squidward, playing his clarinet,badly, as usual, and thought HE was AWESOME and hot! ( A/n OH MOTHER GOD!!! SOMEONE'S KILLED A POOR, RETARDED, PERSON!! AAAH!! *dramatic music*) Squidward was about to play a e-minor, and then, SMACK!! Gary threw his shoe at him.

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Spongebob:

As for Spongebob, waking up from his freakin',retarded alarm clock, that vibrated his entire house. He sprang from his bed, and noticed a note.

Before he read the note (A/n Bum bum buuuum!!!!) he noticed Gary was gone!!! The note said;

Dear fatty retard-ahem- Spongebob,

I'm sick, so I went on a cruise, leaving you here.

Stranded here, at this retarded crappy place. (more like yourself)

I LEFT!!

Love, (Only Yo Momma could love you!)

Gary.

Spongebob screamed to the world, "OHMIGOSH!!! I THINK MY GRANDMA DIED!!"

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Mr. Eugune Krabs:

As he counted his loot in his Anchor house,he noticed something wrong. *sniff sniff*

He gasps!

He cried, saying,"I'm missin' a penny! PENNY!"

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Rockin' Yoshi*Speaks into microphone*:

This-is-is-is The-the-the-the grand-grand-grand-grand FINALE!!!

This will include these characters!!!

SPONGEBOB, ,PEARL, AND SPONGEBOB'S SCARY MUSTACHE!!!!

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A/N: TO BE CONTINUED..... If you fags (just kidding) will give me a review,I'll continue this awesome story.

Rockin' Yoshi