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EDDY!!
One day, a young man named Joe saw a beautiful girl running towards him. He gasped, as no one close to being that beautiful had ever looked at him. He prepared to embrace her as she ran into his arms, and closed his eyes, waiting for the kiss. Seconds passed, and Joe wondered what had happened. "Did she trip and fall?" The girl yelled, "EDDY!!" He looked around and gasped... there was Christie making out with another man.
"Why me?" Joe exclaimed. "I always loved you Christie, I mean, I forgave you once for leaving me when were were kids, but Eddy, I mean, he's..." He stopped in utter disbelief as Eddy grabbed her ass and squeezed it, which made a squishing noise. "NOOOOOO!!"
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