Summary: This is my crazy little story off of the original Freaky Friday
movie. I thought you'd all enjoy some stupidity in your day. Pretty much,
Legolas and Aragorn switch places as they always wanted secretly, but it
turns out a little different than they thought it would be. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: If I owned it, I would have a copyright here. Get it through your thick skulls! I don't own it! Leave me alone. I didn't do it. I don't own it. WAIT! I own me. I hope. Well, Legolas owns me, but I have rights over myself so there you go. I'm a character (Queen/Legolas)! And. my friends own themselves. We really have those nicknames for each other.
Copyrights: Oo. looks like I added a copyright anyway. Uhh. I own nothing. Don't even bother reading this. Nothing is copyrighted to me! Stop looking at me like that! It's not mine!
Freaky Friday in the Fellowship
Chapter one: By the Valar those hobbits annoy me!
The Queen of the Nerds stood and said, "Let there be a great Ring!" Suddenly, a dark lord and a Ring of Power were created for the use of this story. She then stood again and said, "Let there be a hobbit!. WAIT! Four hobbits!" Then there were four hobbits. Finally, she said, "Let there be three companions, one ugly and the other two untouchable for they are mine!" Suddenly, Legolas, Aragorn, and Gimli appeared out of thin air.
All but Sauron bowed down to the Queen of the Nerds. She looked down in dismay at the unfaithful servant. "For not following my plot line, I banish you from my math textbook doodles and send you to Mordor!" Sauron let his head fall in shame and he ran off the page and into Middle-Earth with the Ring.
Aragorn looked at the Queen sadly. "I am lonely, my queen." The Queen of the Nerds spoke once more. "May there be an Elven lady out of your grasp whom you love!" Suddenly, Arwen appeared on the paper with a few strokes of a pencil, and Aragorn followed her, trying to think up something to call her. The Queen thought a moment. "Her name shall be-"
The Queen's words were cut off by the math teacher. "It seems out Queen of honors' math has let her mind dwell to." Evil music played in the background. The moment stood suspenseful for a couple minutes. ".Lord of the Rings!" Everyone gasped except Glorfy (Glorfindel as everyone came to call her) who was also a crazed fan. The Queen bent her head in shame.
Gimli (As everyone came to call him) looked up at her. "Legolas, are you alright?" The Queen, apparently strangely nicknamed Legolas, nodded. She smiled brightly as another worksheet was passed out. "Now I remember why I'm Queen of the Nerds." Legolas completed the worksheet eagerly.
The bell rang suddenly. The girl hurried to collect her things, knocking over the paper that had the drawing to illustrate the narrative on it.
MEANWHILE. (I had to make it big) inside the drawing/Middle-Earth, Legolas and Aragorn were sitting around the fire. The hobbits had traveled to Aragorn, asking him to recite all of his names once more. Aragorn sighed and hissed under his breath, "By the Valar those hobbits annoy me."
Legolas looked up at the ranger. He craved the attention that only the Queen had ever given him due to his cuteness. Why didn't Aragorn, Gimli, and the hobbits look at him so? He remembered the morning previous, when he found the hobbits over him when he woke. They thought the Elf was sick, sleeping with eyes open and body glowing lightly. "By the Valar those hobbits annoy me." The prince hissed under his breath.
A few moments later, the hobbits were still all over Aragorn, asking his questions about rangers, Rivendell, and every other thing they could think of. Aragorn and Legolas both looked up at each other, gaze darting away when their eyes met. Legolas frowned. "I wish I was Aragorn. I'm always ignored." At the say time, Aragorn sighed. "I wish I was Legolas. I hate all this attention."
When the paper hit the ground in the math classroom, it folded over. The Middle-Earth doodles combined with the Freaky Friday doodles and suddenly Aragorn and Legolas found themselves in each other's body.
The Queen, or Legolas, walked back into the classroom. She picked up the papers quickly and headed out to her next class. The day went by quickly, and finally the last bell rang. She darted out the front gates, headed straight for home on foot.
Legolas and Aragorn had fallen asleep peacefully that night. Legolas' woke up, a moan of pain escaping the ranger. He thought to himself, Geez. Once again the Elf is hurt and he doesn't say anything. Legolas woke to meet worse terms in Estel's body. The second he tried to lift himself, he flopped back down. Mortals weight a ton. He snickered. They both got up, and Aragorn grabbed his body's arm, dragging the Elf deep into the trees. They had spoken the night before, but obviously something was bothering the now immortal ranger.
"Don't tell anyone." He looked down through the blue eyes and Legolas grinned. "I have nice eyes. Now I know why I'm the Queen's favorite." Aragorn frowned, wrinkling the fair Elven features. Legolas' eyes widened. "Don't do that to my face!" Aragorn raised a brow. "Geez. Elves are really conceited." He shrugged. "Don't tell anyone." Legolas looked questioning. "Why not?" Aragorn replied, "They'll expect me to use a sword." Legolas nodded. "And you can." Aragorn shook his head. "I cannot if I have whimpy Elf arms!" Legolas frowned.
Perhaps they could change one another's lives. Aragorn had been thinking of something that Legolas' life lacked. He knew there was something the Elf didn't want that he needed. Legolas had already started on washing Aragorn's dirty face. He looked up, wishing he knew where the Queen was for she knew all, being a crazy Lord of the Rings fan. The sky was dark and Aragorn figured she was sleeping.
Legolas looked up at the ceiling of the great Elven halls. Rivendell was beautiful. Suddenly, Arwen rounded a corner, grinned at Legolas. "Hello, Lord Aragorn." She curtsied a bit playfully. Legolas shuddered at the thought of getting cornered in a room with her.
Aragorn tied a bandage tight around the slim frame he was now stuck in. Legolas' stupid Elvish pride had probably had him wounded for two days at least. This wound didn't seem to heal as quickly as most did. Aragorn grinned, an idea instantly coming to his mind. He climbed up a tree, and jumped out of the doodle to find himself in front of a TV. He jumped, but then calmed down and walked down a small hallway.
When the ranger finally reached a door at the end of the hall, he opened it silently and peered in at a young woman, lying in the bed. He grinned, seeing Elf ears. The Queen is an Elf! That's why Legolas is her favorite! He seemed pleased with his findings. He quickly scurried across the room with short quiet strides and leaned over the Queen's tan face, seeing she didn't sleep with her eyes open like other Elves, nor did she hear him enter, even when he was an Elf.
Aragorn had the best idea ever. He was going to get Legolas married before the day was over and the paper was straightened out. That way he would have revenge for Legolas washing him.
A/N: Looks like I'm a marysue or something, right? Nah. Aragorn was actually gonna take quite a beating for that thought next chapter. Keep updated. I write fast.
Disclaimer: If I owned it, I would have a copyright here. Get it through your thick skulls! I don't own it! Leave me alone. I didn't do it. I don't own it. WAIT! I own me. I hope. Well, Legolas owns me, but I have rights over myself so there you go. I'm a character (Queen/Legolas)! And. my friends own themselves. We really have those nicknames for each other.
Copyrights: Oo. looks like I added a copyright anyway. Uhh. I own nothing. Don't even bother reading this. Nothing is copyrighted to me! Stop looking at me like that! It's not mine!
Freaky Friday in the Fellowship
Chapter one: By the Valar those hobbits annoy me!
The Queen of the Nerds stood and said, "Let there be a great Ring!" Suddenly, a dark lord and a Ring of Power were created for the use of this story. She then stood again and said, "Let there be a hobbit!. WAIT! Four hobbits!" Then there were four hobbits. Finally, she said, "Let there be three companions, one ugly and the other two untouchable for they are mine!" Suddenly, Legolas, Aragorn, and Gimli appeared out of thin air.
All but Sauron bowed down to the Queen of the Nerds. She looked down in dismay at the unfaithful servant. "For not following my plot line, I banish you from my math textbook doodles and send you to Mordor!" Sauron let his head fall in shame and he ran off the page and into Middle-Earth with the Ring.
Aragorn looked at the Queen sadly. "I am lonely, my queen." The Queen of the Nerds spoke once more. "May there be an Elven lady out of your grasp whom you love!" Suddenly, Arwen appeared on the paper with a few strokes of a pencil, and Aragorn followed her, trying to think up something to call her. The Queen thought a moment. "Her name shall be-"
The Queen's words were cut off by the math teacher. "It seems out Queen of honors' math has let her mind dwell to." Evil music played in the background. The moment stood suspenseful for a couple minutes. ".Lord of the Rings!" Everyone gasped except Glorfy (Glorfindel as everyone came to call her) who was also a crazed fan. The Queen bent her head in shame.
Gimli (As everyone came to call him) looked up at her. "Legolas, are you alright?" The Queen, apparently strangely nicknamed Legolas, nodded. She smiled brightly as another worksheet was passed out. "Now I remember why I'm Queen of the Nerds." Legolas completed the worksheet eagerly.
The bell rang suddenly. The girl hurried to collect her things, knocking over the paper that had the drawing to illustrate the narrative on it.
MEANWHILE. (I had to make it big) inside the drawing/Middle-Earth, Legolas and Aragorn were sitting around the fire. The hobbits had traveled to Aragorn, asking him to recite all of his names once more. Aragorn sighed and hissed under his breath, "By the Valar those hobbits annoy me."
Legolas looked up at the ranger. He craved the attention that only the Queen had ever given him due to his cuteness. Why didn't Aragorn, Gimli, and the hobbits look at him so? He remembered the morning previous, when he found the hobbits over him when he woke. They thought the Elf was sick, sleeping with eyes open and body glowing lightly. "By the Valar those hobbits annoy me." The prince hissed under his breath.
A few moments later, the hobbits were still all over Aragorn, asking his questions about rangers, Rivendell, and every other thing they could think of. Aragorn and Legolas both looked up at each other, gaze darting away when their eyes met. Legolas frowned. "I wish I was Aragorn. I'm always ignored." At the say time, Aragorn sighed. "I wish I was Legolas. I hate all this attention."
When the paper hit the ground in the math classroom, it folded over. The Middle-Earth doodles combined with the Freaky Friday doodles and suddenly Aragorn and Legolas found themselves in each other's body.
The Queen, or Legolas, walked back into the classroom. She picked up the papers quickly and headed out to her next class. The day went by quickly, and finally the last bell rang. She darted out the front gates, headed straight for home on foot.
Legolas and Aragorn had fallen asleep peacefully that night. Legolas' woke up, a moan of pain escaping the ranger. He thought to himself, Geez. Once again the Elf is hurt and he doesn't say anything. Legolas woke to meet worse terms in Estel's body. The second he tried to lift himself, he flopped back down. Mortals weight a ton. He snickered. They both got up, and Aragorn grabbed his body's arm, dragging the Elf deep into the trees. They had spoken the night before, but obviously something was bothering the now immortal ranger.
"Don't tell anyone." He looked down through the blue eyes and Legolas grinned. "I have nice eyes. Now I know why I'm the Queen's favorite." Aragorn frowned, wrinkling the fair Elven features. Legolas' eyes widened. "Don't do that to my face!" Aragorn raised a brow. "Geez. Elves are really conceited." He shrugged. "Don't tell anyone." Legolas looked questioning. "Why not?" Aragorn replied, "They'll expect me to use a sword." Legolas nodded. "And you can." Aragorn shook his head. "I cannot if I have whimpy Elf arms!" Legolas frowned.
Perhaps they could change one another's lives. Aragorn had been thinking of something that Legolas' life lacked. He knew there was something the Elf didn't want that he needed. Legolas had already started on washing Aragorn's dirty face. He looked up, wishing he knew where the Queen was for she knew all, being a crazy Lord of the Rings fan. The sky was dark and Aragorn figured she was sleeping.
Legolas looked up at the ceiling of the great Elven halls. Rivendell was beautiful. Suddenly, Arwen rounded a corner, grinned at Legolas. "Hello, Lord Aragorn." She curtsied a bit playfully. Legolas shuddered at the thought of getting cornered in a room with her.
Aragorn tied a bandage tight around the slim frame he was now stuck in. Legolas' stupid Elvish pride had probably had him wounded for two days at least. This wound didn't seem to heal as quickly as most did. Aragorn grinned, an idea instantly coming to his mind. He climbed up a tree, and jumped out of the doodle to find himself in front of a TV. He jumped, but then calmed down and walked down a small hallway.
When the ranger finally reached a door at the end of the hall, he opened it silently and peered in at a young woman, lying in the bed. He grinned, seeing Elf ears. The Queen is an Elf! That's why Legolas is her favorite! He seemed pleased with his findings. He quickly scurried across the room with short quiet strides and leaned over the Queen's tan face, seeing she didn't sleep with her eyes open like other Elves, nor did she hear him enter, even when he was an Elf.
Aragorn had the best idea ever. He was going to get Legolas married before the day was over and the paper was straightened out. That way he would have revenge for Legolas washing him.
A/N: Looks like I'm a marysue or something, right? Nah. Aragorn was actually gonna take quite a beating for that thought next chapter. Keep updated. I write fast.