" Lovley Maid Cafe?" Kisame nodded putting a arm over Sasori's shoulder." Yup! It just opened, my older brother comes her and says that the foods great and the girls are hot" Pein or leader as he was refered to wraised a eyebrow" Oh?" Kisame nodded" Mhm!"
Kakuzu sighed" We Do not have the money to go here you know." Haru chuckled and patted the money lover on the back.
" Oh let lose and live a little! Come on lets go in!" Kisame and Pain nodded in agreement, Sasori and Kakuzu just sighed as Haru opened the door to the Lovley Maid Cafe.
" Welcome back Masters!" A girl with long brown hair in a purple and white maid outfit called out with a smile. She was of average height and most of her long hair was drawn back and held in place by a black bow.
Haru blushed a little and smiled " Table for 5 please" The maid nodded" Yes Masters, please follow me" She lead them threw the cafe. Sasori looked around and sighed. The place was filled with creepy old men in buisness suits. He cold only guess how many of them had familys. The maid sat them at a table in the back and smiled " I am sorry for being so rude before Masters I was folish and didn't give you my name" She smiled and bowed" My name is Seri-chan your maid for today. Would you like to see our menus" Kisame nodded and smiled" That would be nice and while your at it would you mind getting us some water?"
Seri nodded" Yes sir! I'll be back in a flash" She bowed before skipping off. Kisame looked at everyone and smiled" See what did i tell you." Haru smiled and looked at him" Tell your brother I love him fish boy!" Pein nodded" It is rather nice here" He was currently stareing at a blue hair maid in a matching blue maid outfit. Kakuzu sighed stareing at a silver hair maid in a pink maid outfit.
" I say for the money were paying we should have our own maids"
Sasori sighed a little and stood up" I'm going to find a bathroom." The others nodded as Sasori started to walk back to the front door in hopes of locateing a bathroom. Sasori was to busy thinking about a bathroom that he didn't see Seri yell out " MASTER WATCH OUT!" Sasori blinked as he and a maid collided and feel back onto his butt. He hissed and rubbed the back of his head." Ouch um...are you ok?" Sasori lookeed over at the maid he bumped into and his eyes widened. A slim female with long blonde hair that was up in a half poney-tail , wearing a light blue and white maids outfit was rubbing the back of her head.
" Watch where your going un!" The maid hissed before standing up. Sasori frowned" Gee arn't you nice" Seri and a maid in a simple black and white outfit ran over and helped Sasori up " Master are you ok?" Seri asked worried. Sasori nodded" Ya , Sorry about that" She shook her head' No need to, DeiDei-chan you should go get changed in the back your uniform is all wet." Sasori looked at the maid he bumped into who was known as Deidei and smield" What did i get you wet. Brat" Deidei clenched her fist a little but Seri walked over and patted her shoulder before whispering somethign into the girls ear. Deidei sighed and bowed" I am so sorry D-A-N-N-A. My mistake" There was a slight hiss to the blondes apologie. Sasori smirked" Whatever you should really learn to wlak though. " He walked past her and into the bathroom. Seri watched him and then looked back at DeiDei " Please go change before you catch a cold" Deidei nodded and wlked into the back mummbling somthing bout stupid redheads.
" Please come again!~" Seri called out as the group left.
Haru smiled" That maid was soo cute" Kisame nodded in agreement" Ya. A couple of them where" Pein shrugged" It was a ok place" Kakuzu scolded" I still say we should have gotten our own maids." Haru chuckled and looked at Sasori" What about you Saso? You seemed into that one in the light blue dress" Sasori smiled slyly and kept walking" What can i say the brat intrested me."
The next day at Konaha High the group of friends walked around the courtyard during lunch bored. Haru sighed" Man i wish we could go back there today!" Kakuzu glared at him " No. Yesterday's bill was way to high, it's going to be a long time before we will go back there" Haru pouted and looked at Pein" Leader tell him you wanna go back to see the blue haired maid!" Pein coughed a little and shook his head " Haru live with it Kakuzu deals with our groups finaces so for now just deal." Haru pouted and sighed " Fine fine, but I know that I'm not the only one who wants to go back ther-" Haru stopped short causeing a girl to bump into him and fall over, dropping her books as she did. The girl rubbed her head and looked up. Haru blinked" Oh sorry" He grabbed her hand and helped her up as Pein gathered up her books.
" Its alright" The girl looked up at him with onyx eyes. Haru blushed a little ' she looks familer...' He thought.
" My names Serina , Serina Uchiha. Sorry I bumped into you like that I was just looking around for my brother, guess i got distracted"She smiled a little Haru nodded" I'm Haru and its ok" He smiled back. Serina was about to say somthing when a hand appered on her head." Hey whats takeing you so long un?" A taller boy stood above her and moved her head so she would look up at him. Sasori blinked, the boy had long blonde hair in a half poney-tail just like the maid from yesterday. Another boy walked over" Hey blonde you found her!" This boy had short silver hair and the front of his shirt was open. Serina smiled" Deidara! Hidan!" Deidara smiled and patted her head" You had us worried , Itachi's looking for you" HIdan nodded looking at the group of guys"Ya did these guys do somthing to you?" Serina shook her head " No I just bumped into Haru-kun here , so it's my fault for starting trouble." Serina bowed and smiled" Sorry again" Haru nodded and watched as the two older boys lead Serina over to a group of people waiting. Pein blinked " Do they even go to this school?" Kisame nodded and smiled " Ya belive it or not there in our grade to." they watched as Serina ran over to a group of teens and glomped a male with long hair held back by a ribbon. The group consisted of three girls and three boys. Sasori wraised a eyebrow" Is it just me or do they look familer." His eyes were still glued to Deidara. Kakuzu looked at him" Now that you mention it..." Haur laughed" It couldn't be , some of them are dudes you know. I think you just got that blonde maid on your mind Sasori." Kisame nodded" He's turning delugional(sp?)" The others laughed in agreement and Sasori scolded. He was sure his mind wasn't playing tricks on him, that blonde Deidara was deffinatly not what he seemed.
" Come again Master!" DeiDei said with a cheery smile on her face. Seri smield and flipped the cafes sign from " open" to ' closed". DeiDei let out a sigh and streched " Finally un. That last guy was a real pervert" Seri giggled" Oh lighten up Deidara! How about this. Me and the others will lock up and clean." Itachi nodded puling off his glasses" Yes goodnight Deidara" The blonde nodded" Alright" He walked in the back and pulled a long sweatshirt over his maid outfit.\
" Not like anyones gonna see it this late at night anyway" He mummbled under his breath as he picked up his bag and headed out the door.
The alley behind the cafe was quite as always. Deidara sighed" Wonder how long untill this hell will stop" The blonde muttered under his breath as he turned to walk down the alley. " Your really late brat" Deidara jumped as a redhead teen appered from the shadows. Deidara's eyes widened slightly and growled" Who you calling brat un" Sasori smirked and wakled toards him ignoring the blondes question.
" I really hate waiting brat but i must say this was worth it."
Before Deidara could kick; scream, or pull out his pepper spray from hsi pocket, Sasori had him pinned to the wall. Deidara gasped as a hand snaked its way up the front of his sweatshirt.
" H-ey.. Stop it un" Deidara hissed as Sasori leaned closer causing his face to flush.
" And why would I do that brat ...I've been out here waiting for this." Sasori ripped open Deidara's clothes and the blonde shut his eyes. After a few seconds Deidara noticed that nothign was happening to him. There was no hands on his bare chest nor a air of lips. The blonde opened his eyes to see the red head bastered smileing slyly.
" So you really where the maid huh?"
Deidara blinked and looked down noticing that the front of his maid uniform was out and opene for the world to see. Blushing slightly he pulled away and struggled to hold his sweatshirt together. Sasori chuckled " Aww, did i get you excited brat? Or maybe you wanted more.." Deidara slapped him across the face still blushing" Pervert un!" He began to walk away again, swearing a little under his breath.
Sasori scolded " That wasn't a smart move Brat. You wouldn't want me to tell the school that your a maid would you?"
Deidara stopped dead in his tracks and clenched his fist. 'Dammit un! Deidara you idiot! How could you let this happen!' His inner voice yelled at him.
After what seemed hours of hearing nothing but cars drive by and faint laughs of whoever was still up at this hour Deidara spoke.
" What are your demands un. What will it take to keep this a secret?"
Sasori smiled and walked over to Deidara turning him and brining him into a brusing kiss. The blonde blushed and stood there frozen untill Sasori pulled away.
"Easy, You become my personal maid. Brat"
XD End of ch 1 Lol You dont understand how long i had to put this off for.
I planned on this only being a oneshot but...MORE IS TO CCOME!
I based this off of Kawachi wa maid sama! ( Very good anime!) Umm basicly there are only threee OC, So thats not so bad right? I like to trie to limit my Ocs so the story keeps more to the originals. Hope you enjoyed R&R
- Serina