Vanitas's Life Under the Sea Part One:
The Sea Makes Me Oh, So Happy and Gay?
Everything was silent in Atlanica, hardly any living creature made a bubble. The merfolk stayed back in the palace walls. The fish, octopus, all clams and everything was hidden away. None of them knew what exactly, but there was something off in their undersea utopia. That something was the apprentice to a wicked old man, but the apprentice was just as bad, maybe worse. Though he wasn't doing anything particularly evil, more so…out of character. For down in the sea music played in a secluded area where off-key singing followed.
Maybe inside his body of pure darkness there was too much stress, or perhaps he was simply high. Possibly there was something in that sea-salt ice cream he had stolen for that little kid in Disney Town. Whatever the case the evil boy did not care, he was having the time of his life. He loved being a merman, his chest and arms were still covered in his uniform-armor and he still had his tan-white hula skirt-type thing but his legs were now a dark purple tail.
Vanitas twirled and did backflips in the salty water as he, badly, sang, "Under the sea! Under the sea! Darling it's better down where it's wetter, take it from me! Up on the land they work all day, under the sun they slave away!"
"What do you think you are doing Vanitas?" his master's voice rang through his head, "We must prepare for the making of the χ-blade! Do you not want to conquer Kingdom Hearts? You accursed fool! You are no better than that foolish puppy Ventus!"
"I do no care Xehanort! I'm so happy now, now free, so pretty, so…so gay!" he exclaimed still dancing like a drunken fool.
"You will have plenty of time to be gay once all the worlds are under my power!"
"Dilly dally shilly shally. Now join me in song! Sha la la la la you gotta kiss de girl!" he started singing, not caring whether he was off-key or not. Causing an old, evil, creepy, man standing in the Badlands of the Keyblade Graveyard to facepalm, cursing the day he ever released the darkness in Ventus's heart and even the day Ventus became his apprentice.
Author's Note: I actually wrote this awhile ago I've just bee too lazy to type stuff out. I only wrote this because I kept getting flashes of Vanitas as a merman in my mind ever since some weird dream. So it's part one in a sort of 'trilogy'...I got the trilogy idea from some doodle I doodled in History class. Anyway thanks for reading and just because I feel the need to say this, by gay I'm referring to it's original meaning of happy and such...