Fandom: Fruits Basket
Pairing: Shigure x Akito
Title: "Switching Positions"
Theme: "Threesome"
LJ Author: pikapicokitt
Disclaimer: I do not own any of Fruits Basket or its characters, I simply bring you the smut that damn well should be written! This is shameless, shameless semi-smut. Oh… and also…
Spoilers Ahead!
He wasn't a pervert, he was simply creative. At least, that's what he liked to tell himself. With all the difficulties in his life, was it so wrong to wish for the impossible?
Staring at the few lines of the new novel he was working on, Shigure was perplexed on how to get past these visions of lustful entourage strung through his mind and showing up in his work. He wasn't normally fascinated with the sort of things he was displaying on paper, but he was never the type to hope for anything short of a miracle. Maybe if he suggested it to her... no, no, that wouldn't work, she'd find more ways to punish him for his inconsiderance...then again...
"Aaaakkkitoo" he all but sing-songed her name, fluttering around her aggrivated form.
"What is it? Why are you pestering me? You're bothering me, go away" She waved one hand dismissingly at him as she pushed his larger frame away with the other.
"You're so mean, Akito, and here I came to share a brilliant idea with you" Shigure smirked, he had her attention now. If anything, the thought of the unknown always quirked her interest.
"What is it? Speak quick before I call someone to throw you out" Her eyes begged to know what he was hiding in that malicious brain of his even while her body feigned inconsiderance.
Shigure danced about for a moment, pulling a notepad from his sleeve to show her the brilliant drawings and notes he had come up with the night previously. He handed the papers to her with the most happy of smiles, even if she didn't agree with him, her reaction would be well worth the pummeling.
Akito blinked several times, fingers flipping each page over, which seemed to be more horrific than the previous. She knew Shigure had a sick sense of humor, but this was a little much.
"You have got to be kidding me...it's not even plausible" She smacked him in the face with the notepad, scowling when he chimed in at how she was wrong.
"Oh no, no... I thought it out clearly... see, if we do it in this position we have nothing to worry about"
"You're disturbing, you know that?"
"I am not, this kind of thing happens all the time, and if we go about it as I planned nothing bad will happen"
"And your assuming that this woman will go along with it...as well as myself?"
"Well I was really hoping..." he merfled as her hand pressed against his mouth to hush him, a displeased look on her face.
"Not only is she an outsider...she's underage. I would almost say that's below you, but then you would find some way to make that sound perverted and use it to your advantage."
Shigure smirked ruefully before he grunted at the smack he received against his temple.
"Oh, come on, I could probably talk Hana-chan into it, it's not that far fetched"
"Ugh, you and your school-girl fetish..."
Shigure smirked, another idea coming to mind, the grin on his face had more innuendo in it than the drawings.
"You could always wear the outfit and a wig..."
Shigure stroked his chin, nodding at his brilliance until the door made contact with his face.