gurtrude was one day walking around when he saw a barrell o radiation. he then let his curiosaty get the best of him and so he peed on it. it explloded and nothing happend to him but the world then turned everyone into a zombie (walker). he sees that everyone has turnend and so being Gurtrude he rippes his mustach off and slapps avery zombie that is livving with his butt cheeks. he then regrows his mustach in 12.2 seconds. after that he sees that there is no chance of survival so he wakes up from his dream and goes and takes a giant poop on a black and white jaguar.