Don't get mad at my lack of good rhymes.

One day Matt was taking the garbage out.

Unaware of the trouble that was lurking about

Matt looked up at the sky with a confused look

"Hey who the heck said that?" He said as he shook.

"Are you a ghost? And how come you rhyme?"

"Because in this fic we rhyme all the time!"

Suddenly a man popped out of the trash

"Why hello Matt! Now don't look so abashed!"

God It's a Nightmare! Matt jumped and cried out.

"Now, now," said the man "I beg you don't shout!"

"Stop doing that!" Matt yelled in despair

"Doing what?" the man asked.

"Rhyming!" Matt declared.

"Well you see I am L and L always rhymes!"

"Your L? But he's dead!"

"Not in this rhyme."

Matt ruffled his brow and made a strange face.

"I must be crazy? To even consider this klace!"

"Wait a minute! Klace! Is that even a word?"

"Of Course it is Matt, now don't be absurd!"

"So if a word doesn't rhyme you just make one up?"

"Jeez your whining's annoying, go ahead and shut up!"

By now it was clear Matt was very confused...

But L on the other hand looked quite amused.

Suddenly L put on a hat.

I'm feline from now on! OK Mr. Matt?

"If I don't say anything you can't make me rhyme"

Said Matt as he noticed a strange little mime"

"HEY WHAT THE HECK! WHAT'S WITH THE MIME!"

"I came cuz I heard we were doing a rhyme."

"But this is bizarre! You look just like Near!"

"At least not like Far...You know what I hear?"

"You can't change sentence during one line!"

"Oh Matt this is fanfic, nobody minds."

"But that rhyme didn't even work!"

"He's on to us Mime! PUT HIM IN THE DIRK!"

"You did it again you made up a word!

Oh GOD NO! WHAT'S THAT!"

Said Matt who's a jerk.

The Little Mime Near pushed him into an abyss so deep it was sick.

"YOUR POETRY SUCKS! EVEN WHEN IT'S A FIC!"

"Your ryming, it bites" said L in a Hat

"Your all stupid cheaters!" Were the last words of Matt

"AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"What what's wrong?" Mello asked as he looked over at his screaming friend.

"Don't worry buddy, you just had a bad dream..."

"Oh I guess...That is how it seems..."

"Matt...did you just make a stupid rhyme..."

"Well it wasn't a stupid as the one last time..."

"OK now your just being silly..."

"A shut up and leave me, I'm renting Free Willy..."

-END

HURRAY!

This is what happens when Matt reads to much Dr. Seuss.

It is also proof I can't rhyme..