A/N - This was fun to write, even though it took about seven minutes. :3
Dear Slade,
You suck.
Love, Robin.
Dear Robin,
If you are going to send hate mail, send it with explosives.
Sincerely, Slade.
P.S: This note will catch on fire if exposed to any solar light.
Dear Slade,
You ruined my cape. I hope you die.
Hate,
Robin
Dear Robin,
I apologize. I meant to burn your gloves and maybe singe your hair. I had no idea this would ruin your cape.
Apologetically,
Slade.
P.S. This note carries trace amounts of arsenic. Do not eat this note.
Dear Slade:
Arsenic? How on Earth did you get Arsenic on your note?
Robin
Dear Robin:
It's a long story. Will you be my valentine - er, apprentice?
Love,
Slade
Dear Salad,
No, and no.
Robin
Dear Robin,
Why did you mispell my name? I am not a salad.
And why won't you be my apprentice?
Love,
Slade
Dear Slade,
I typed what I said, and Star asked me if I wanted tofu bacon or salad.
And last time I was there, the food sucked.
Robin
Dear Robin,
But I finally learned how to cook!
Love,
Slade
Dear Slade,
No, I won't be your apprentice. I will come over for lunch, though.
Robin
Dear Robin,
No, I am not telling you my whereabouts unless you are joining me.
Nice Try,
Slade
Dear Slade,
You suck,
Love,
Robin